Indiana Jones and the Mirabilia Faba

Prologue

The burly army intelligence officer sat at his desk, deep in thought. In front of him were two items of great importance. The first was a folder marked "Top Secret." He had carefully read over the document several times, and was quite intrigued at the artifact that it described.

The second item was a cup of black coffee. The coffee was putrid and foul-tasting, and the only reason that he (or anyone, for that matter) drank it was because the Army is government-funded, and that being the case, this vile liquid was the only coffee available. There were even rumors that the beans sent to the Army base had already been used by the top brass in Washington, and were recycled in order to spare the government's budget.

As he read over the intel, the wheels in his mind began turning, and the more he thought about it, the more he realized: This is a job for Indiana Jones.