Human!FNAF And Night Guards X Reader - Taking Requests

Mike X Reader- Puns and Pickup Lines

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"Heya, Mikey! Why bang pots and pans with Chica when you can bang me?~"

You and Mike have gotten into a puns and silly pickup lines war. Mike claimed to be the master of puns, but you wanted to beat him to it. Over the past few days, you both have been making puns nonstop, and yesterday he decided to add pickup lines to the mix.

He jumped at the greeting, as he wasn't expecting you. You, Mike and Jeremy shared the night shift tonight, and you were the last one to arrive. Jeremy laughed at the line and said something to Mike, which Mike quickly shook his head and hands at, as if dismissing it.

You walked up to them and asked, "Watcha talking about?" "Hey, (YN), are you and Mike dating?" Jeremy suddenly inquired. "Oh, I wish! Mike keeps rejecting me!~" You leaned against Mike and seemed to melt, striking a dramatic pose.

Mike looked down at you. "(YN), you have melted my heart!" he pretended to swoon. Jeremy facepalmed at the puns, and said, "Come on, pun masters. We have some animatronics to fend off." Just then, the alarm went off, and you all sprinted to the room.

When you arrived, you took your usual positions. Jeremy with the tablet, you with the flashlight, and Mike with the vent lights. For a few moments, nothing happened.

"Bonbon's on the move!" Jeremy called out. "He reminds of those blue bunny peeps they have around Easter, ya know?" you commented. Mike turned on a light. "Masks on!" he yelled. He put on a purple bunny mask, you with a spare Marionette mask, and Jeremy had a spare Freddy head.

As everyone's favorite cross dressing blue bunny explored the room, you silently prayed he wouldn't hear your pounding heart. Finally, after what seemed like ages, he left through the vent.

You all collectively let out a sigh of relief. You shone your light down the hall, and luckily, no one was there.

Suddenly, you heard static. Mike turned on the vent lights. "Put on your masks before we're mangled." As soon as the masks were on, the poor Toy Foxy poked her head in, looked around, then left.

You heard footsteps. "Foxy is on his way!" you called, your voice cracking slightly from the adrenaline rush. You flicked the light on the old animatronic a few times before he turned tail.

The night continued with a few more visits from Bonbon and Cece. Eventually, you heard the 6 AM alarm. "Yes! In your face, stupid animals!" Mike yelled. Jeremy quickly left with a wave.

You grabbed Mike's arm before he could leave. "Huh? What is it, (YN)?" You pet go of his arm. "Er... Well, I was thinking about what Jeremy said before the shift, and..." You sighed, then looked Mike in the eye. "Mike, will you be my Pun King?"

His eyes widened, caught off guard. "Um... (Y-YN)... I..." He composed himself. "Yes, I will be your Pun King, if you'll be my Pun Queen." You wrapped your arms around his neck and kissed his cheek, but as you were about to let go, he put his hands on your waist and kissed you full on the lips. Your eyes widened and you blushed like crazy, then relaxed into the kiss.

As you broke apart, you heard clapping. You looked down the hall, and lo and behold, Cece had changed to her human form. "I knew it! I ship it! My ship is canon! Yes! I had just come to check on you when I saw Goldie Locks leave alone, and what a prize!" She ran back on stage before either of you could do anything.

"Well, I'm glad I made a fellow fangirl happy!~" you sang before kissing Mike on the cheek again and waltzing down the hall. Mike shook his head and mutters something, then followed you.

The end was bad I'm sorry