Talk dirty [Zayn Malik]

I don't hang around with famous dicks like you

Don't you just love a summer storm? No? Me neither.

I am scared stiff of thunder and lightening, I don't care how old I am. All I want to do is curl up and hide. But Zayn's not having any of that, oh no. He is practically forcing me to stay up and watch a movie with him.

Dickhead.

"But I hate storms!" I whined as I sat bolt upright ready to run under a table.

"Don't worry, you'll be fine with me." He reassured me, grabbing my hand. I calmed down a bit, but I'm pretty sure my nails were still digging into his hand. oh well, he deserves it.

"Okay, I guess I could jus-" I was cut of by a flash of lightening and I could feel my whole body tensing, I just stared at the window that was glowing a second ago.

"You're fine, you've got me. Okay?" He looked straight into my eyes until I answered.

"Okay." I whispered,  eyes still on the window. "Oh crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap. " I exclaimed as I heard the clap of thunder. I couldn't help it, my face found its way to his chest. His hand started stroking my hair and i lay there for a while.

"You're okay Carly, I won't let anything hurt you." He whispered into my ear. I stayed silent for some time before getting up and grabbing my phone.

"I need to call Megan, we're both the same when it comes to storms." I told Zayn as I dialled her number.

"Okay, make sure she's okay then" He replied smiling.

"Hello?" I heard a familiar voice on the other end.

"Oh my gosh, Meg are you okay?" I blurted out.

"Yes! I'm fine, Oh god Carls what about you? Are you alone? Jay and Luke are round with Sol and I." Well thanks for asking guys.

"Yeah I have,  a ....friend round." I continued remembering Megan doesn't know about Zayn.

"Thank Jesus!" She said, "I know how scared you get. Well, no offense but I don't wanna stay on the line for long. Ya know, electricity in a storm..." Shit I forgot, I got so scared I just hung up on her. Great friend I am.

"Was she okay?" Zayn asked as I slid my phone onto the cofee table.

"Yeah well, they seem to be having a bloody party." I said sitting back down.

"So they didn't invite you?" He smiled, teasing.

"No. The bastards didn't." I said smiling back, I can't pretend to be mad.

"Good." he replied emotionless.

"Oh cheers mate!" I replied sarcastically.

"I mean, I like it with you here." He grinned, eyes shimmering.

Hmm, whale den...

"Oh." is all my poxy mouth could say. A lousy fucking oh. I have a good mind to buy a new one, you know. A brand new one with a dictionary on how to deal with boys. Yeah, maybe I will.

Zayn stayed silent, I guess this was my time to explain the fucking 'oh.'

"I mean," I began, "I mean I like it here with you too, ya know, it's nice having someone here to deal with me while I'm scared shitless." I grinned back and put my head on his shoulder. "So how much of the film have I missed?" I asked sleepily.

"It's over." he laughed, "Do you want to stay up untill the storm ends?"

Yeah, yeah I want to stay like this for a long time.

"Okay, yeah." I replied as he wrapped an arm around my shoulder.

*****

I woke up early this morning, about 5am. I didn't want to go back to sleep because I could still hear it raining heavily. So I pulled on some grey jogging bottoms and a purple hoodie, some fluffy socks and finally my air maxs. My outfit was perfect for a rainy day, so I ran my fingers through my hair before deciding to wear it into a messy bun. I grabbed my ipod and snuck out the front door deciding to go to the corner shop and get snacks for a day in, pretty soon truly madly deeply started playing and I began to hum along. Remembering the times when I used to be obsessed with one direction.

When I got to the shop I immediately walked to the sweets, throwing everything from skittles to galaxy in the basket. Next up drinks, coke, fanta, WKD, even milkshakes. Soon my basket was filled and on my way to the counter, I topped it off with a few movies. Altogether my shopping came to £34.98 shit. I've had these days before, but on my own, so it was wayyyyy cheaper!

I got home and it was about 7am, of course Zayn was still asleep. I poured a bowl of lucky charms and sat at the counter to eat. The news soon came on the tv and I paid attention as much as I usually do, not at all. As soon as I heard a particular story however, I couldn't help but choke on my cereal. Zayn Malik from one direction and his secret family. They really weren't giving up on this story.

"Fuck sake!" I practically shouted, waking up Zayn in the process.

"What's wrong?" he asked sleepily.

"Nothing much, just our secret family." I said sarcastically.

"WHAT?!" He spat, wow. He looked really angry.

"The news, it says we're married 'nd that with kids. Darling." I added the end on just to take the piss. These reporters were really thick.

"Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit, " he repeated it, getting louder and louder until, "WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW? THIS IS YOUR FUCKING FAULT!" He basically screamed at me.

"Sex is a two player sport." I reminded him, trying to stay calm.

"Yeah but you're the one that dragged me over here!" He yelled again.

"You fucking invited yourself in mate!" Yep, lost my cool.

"Because you parked your bloody car in front of the paps!" He was still yelling at me.

"I DON'T HANG AROUND WITH FAMOUS DICKS LIKE YOU ALL THE TIME!" I shouted, not caring what I said, "I DIDN'T KNOW THE FUCKING BLACK TRANSIT WAS FULL OF BLOODY STALKERS!!" I turned so I didn't face him and continued to eat.

"I'M NOT A FAMOUS FUCKING DICK!" Was all he said.

"Oh yeah,  maybe you should think about it then, did I really force you to bang me and then drag you back to mine? Did I know the paps were there, or did you have to explain it to me? Think about it, Zayn." I said, calm again, before getting up and going to my room. Slamming the door for  dramatic effect/

*****

I have been here for a good two hours or so and he still hasn't apologised. I hate him now though, so maybe its in his best interests. How can he actually pin this all on me? SERIOUSLY?

(Carly is played by Zoella or Zoe Sugg, link on the side!)