"Peter, eat the microphone."
"No."
"Why not?"
"Jenna."
"You won't eat the microphone because Jenna?"
Peter sighed. "Yes."
"That's not a valid reason."
"Jenna, I'm not gonna eat the microphone."
"You eat haggis. Microphones taste waaay better than that."
"Are you finished?"
"No."
"She does this all the time." He smiled at the interviewer.
"No, I don't! I've never told you to eat a microphone before."
"But you're always an idiot during interviews."
"What's your point?"
"My point is-"
"Eat the microphone."
Peter raised an eyebrow. "Missy, you're getting yourself into a lot of trouble here."
"See!" Jenna looked out to the audience. "He's so delusional he's calling me Missy now."
"Aha!" Peter grabbed the microphone while Jenna wasn't looking. "The audience can't hear your insults." He whispered, leaning in close. Jenna raised an eyebrow at him.
"You're gonna get it." She whispered back.
"Oh, I know."
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