Roughly sung to the Hula hoop song from Alvin and the Chipmunks
Take my baby keep her well
While I stay at the hotel
Please don't hurt her She is nice
But she does not like mice
While I eat my lobster red
please see she doesn't wet the bed
There are diapers in the drawer
If not go to the store
When I come back she'll be sixteen
Please do not make her really mean
I love her but I can't come back
So please give her a snack
Her name is Mary Louie Brown
She cannot swim, don't let her drown
But if you try to take her out,
Be careful, she might pout
I've picked her school and uniform
tell her not to let it get torn
I'll pay you when the job is done
I hope it's really fun!
My cousin and I wrote it in second grade. We are, in fact, geniuses.
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Children's stories
DiversosThis is a collection of stories written by me or my siblings when I was young. Don't ask what we were thinking. I have no idea. Some of them are unfinished.
