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On October 6, 2016 Josiah and Ellie found a nasty evil raccoon. The raccoon's name was Fred. Fred was an evil raccoon but we hate him because he made us take a shower. We want to take his bones from his blood and we want his fur so we can conquer him.

My younger sister and cousin, I believe, are responsible for this piece of genius. This is based on a true story where they were playing in the woods behind our house and saw a sick raccoon. Why would they not let this poor raccoon stumbling around in circles in the middle of the forest? Anyway, they pet it, and thankfully it didn't bite them, but when my parents found them because my older brother who saw them playing with it wanted to take a picture, and needed a phone to take it with. The two youngest who had been touching it had to take showers, which is why they were so upset. I think I laughed a lily too much when I first read this.

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