in which light yagami shoves a death note up his ass

i'm not ok

Light Yagami had done many things wrong in his life, however, this was his first time shoving a notebook up his rectum. He'd had a dick up there before, so he figured a notebook would fit. That isn't to say Light Yagami is a bottom, no he's seme as fuck but so is his boyfriend (the dicktective who believes him to be a serial killer but it's chill) so they switch.

Why was he shoving a notebook up his ass?

Good question. This motherfucker wanted to know if he could hide the damn thing there. Like people do with drugs at airports.

So he shoved it up his ass, after standing in various sexual positions, and folding the notebook up, and fingering himself (nohom0) he got a notebook halfway up his ass; and a lot of papercuts.

But when he put his (nohomo)khakis back in it looked like an erect dick coming out of his ass!! like he still had a fucking dildo up there (happened once. no one at the task force mentions it. L likes it tho. he was proud of himself ngl what a motherfucker) and he didn't need that homosexual vibe in his life because Light is a straight!! boi.

so later that night when light was sucking dicc (but he's not gay obviously it's just a brojob) L wanted to finger his ass bc bromance amirite so light was really into this brojob so he didnt think about it and L saw the notebook n was like "stop blowing me for a sec bro; bby u were kira??"

n light looked up, his eyes thirsty for more bro time when he saw the notebook in L's hands, and felt his ass fill with more papercuts and internal bleeding, "bro." he spoke, v emo (he's ##edgy he listens to mcr what an str8 emo boi)

"bro im not kira,,, bby kira mustve shoved that up my ass."

"u liar!!!" L accused, his eyes wild and homosexual.

"cant we just fuck and talk about this later??" light asked

"i guess."

so they banged, and light lost his mem(e)ories again, n the death note was destroyed by the shit and cum in lights asshole

all was well.