Sophie: Ew, Keefe! You stink worse than Limburger!
Keefe: What's that?
Sophie: It's a human food. Here *hands Keefe a pamphlet of cheeses*
Keefe: *thinks* *smirks* Sophie, I gouda have you
Sophie: *facepalm*
A/N: I know, this wasn't my best. But I actually might use this one day, so it's best to keep it handy. (insert cheese-lover that is my crush) I gouda have you. IT WILL BE THE EPIC BEGINNING OF A LIFELONG RELATIONSHIP OF BAD PUNS!!!!! XD And now my sisters pun (she insisted)
Keefe: *learns how to ride a yak*
Keefe: *ditches* *runs into Sophie*
Sophie: What are you doing, Keefe?
Keefe: Ditching Yaks
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Keefe's cheesy Pick-Up lines
FanfictionKeefe's a total Keeper. That's why you want to know his Pick-Up lines. *warning* each pickup line is extremely cheesy, best stay away if you're lactose intolerant *also feel free to submit via DM or posting on my feed! I love seeing them!! XD* *DISC...
