Ever After High Zodiac Signs

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The Signs as situations where people think characters are something they're not
Some of these are bad and some are too funny to be taken seriously

Aries- when people think Crystal Winter or that backgrounder are "the daughter of Elsa"

Taurus- when people think all Charmings are related

Gemini- when people think Raven is Apple's stepmom (I am completely equipped and prepared with a response for anyone who comments "but she technically is")

Cancer- when people say Ashlynn is the Charmings' sister

Leo- omg when people bash darise bc Daring and Cerise had one dance (how about the friendship that most definitely came after that???) but ship things like Poppy and Sparrow who have never even interacted (I'm not saying there's anything wrong like that it's just not justification for bashing a ship)
does this one even count though lol

Virgo- when people think Raven is actually evil

Libra- when people think Apple is actually evil

Scorpio- when people think Apple and Daring are siblings omg

Sagittarius- when people actually ship Holly and Poppy???? No!!!????

Capricorn- when people think Ramona is better than Cerise :)))) OMG JK IM SORRY THAT WAS MEAN no I mean when people think Cupid's actual name is Cupid

Aquarius- when people believe the Red Queen is actually Chase's birth mother OMG ZOEY YOU NEED TO STOOOOP omg omg what I really mean is when people assume all Briar is is the dumb party chick bc that's nooot accurate

Pisces- WHEN PEOPLE THINK CERISE AND CLAWDEEN ARE RELATED
THEY :))))) ARE :)))))) NOT :))))))))))

In short we learned from this that nobody is evil and the Charmings are not related to everyone

What did you get?
I'm sorry this chapter was vicious.

QOTP: what movie have you seen more times than any other movie?
Frozen and the Lion King 1 & 2. I know like every word to the entirety of all three movies 😁