Vanoss
"I had a friend like that. She'd always lie about her feelings. She'd act all happy, but she'd really be really sad and it kills me everyday Evan... I couldn't save her." I frowned as Basically choked up. "Thank you Marcel, and if ya ever need someone to talk to lemme know." He nodded. "Now you need to go talk to Delirious. Before its too late." I nodded again, "If I could I'd hug the fuck outta you right now." He smiled and hung up.
I picked up my phone and scrolled through my contacts. I found his name, phew, I don't really call him personally so this is a first. I hit the green telephone and waited as the phone rang.
"Hello?"
"D-Delirious?"
"Yes?"
"Are you alright?" It took a bit but he eventually answered.
"Yeah-"
"You're lying."
"No I'm not!"
"Then how come you left! Said you were sick! You sound fine to me!"
"Vanoss-"
"No, Delirious I know something's wrong."
"Vanoss please-"
"I'm coming to North Carolina."
"But you don't know where I live."
"You're gonna tell me, or I'll talk to CaRtOoNz."
He was quiet for a bit. "I'll text you it, but... why Vanoss?"
My face flushed as my mouth moved faster than my brain, "I care."
Delirious was silent on the other line. "I have to go."
"Ok. I'll see ya Monday." I hung up and threw my phone onto the bed. "What the hell did I do?"
Delirious
He said he cared. He fucking cared. AND HE'S COMING HERE! I paced back and forth, "Oh my god... what about my little sexuality trouble..." I put my hands on my cheeks as I looked at Samantha. She wagged her tail. "I wonder if he's a big dog person." I smirked as I hopped in bed, Samantha close behind. I grabbed my phone, "Might as well text him the address."
Vanoss
I book a flight to North Carolina for Sunday. I lay my head down on my desk as my phone goes off.
It's the address from Delirious. I smile and save it in my Google GPS.I start packing different things for my little trip, well I don't know if it'll be so little. I wonder how long Delirious would let me stay. How long do I wanna stay? Personally I wouldn't mind moving in with him, but if he can't even show me his face how am I gonna live with him?
As I finish packing, I pull the suitcase to the door, ready for me on Sunday, but it was only Friday. I shrug it off and go to play some games.
Right as I turn on my computer I get a Skype call from Basically. I of course accept the call.
"Eyo." I greet Basically.
He slightly smiles, "You're happier than you were yesterday after Delirious left GMOD."
A smile slowly creeps onto my face.
"Evan, what did you do?"
"I booked a flight to Deliriousville."
"Wholey shit you're going yo North Carolina?! For Delirious!?"
I nodded as a smirk went across the black man's face.
"So? Did you call him after our chat?" He asked.
I nodded, "Yeah, and he did lie Marcel."
Basically's smirk faded, "Shit man, you need to figure out why though."
I nodded once again, "That's my plan, and to finally see his fucking face."
Basically smirked again, "Oh really?"
My face slightly heated up, I swear to god I turned on the AC.
"Yes, why?"
"It's obvious Evan!"
"What is?"
"Don't play stupid."
"I'm not!"
"Evan."
"MARCEL!"
"Do you know what a ship is?"
"Yeah, a thing you ride on in the ocean."
"No dipshit, like in fan girl language."
"Fan girls are the girls that are like obsessed with a specific something and like die over it. Right?" Basically nodded.
"So, do you know what a ship is then?"
I slowly nodded, "Yeah, when a group of people want two specific people together. What about it?"
Basically started laughing his ass off, "Okay, have you ever heard of Wattpad?" His laughing got quieter.
"Nope."
"Look it up, then look up your name, but, before you pick a fan fict, I want you to watch one of Nogla's videos. I'll send ya the link."
I was starting to get pissed. "Okay! What the hell am I doing all this for?!"
"H2OVanoss." He said as quick as light and left the call.
I exited out of Skype and jumped onto my bed. As I stare at the ceiling, everything smashes into my brain at once. "Wait... what's H2O- Oh..." I once again felt my face heat up. People want Delirious and I... together? I gotta look up this Wattpad shit.
Delirious
"For realzies?!"
"For realzies."
"Wholey fuck Delirious, are you even prepared?"
"No... I'm not ready to show him who I am."
"Dude you're making it sound like you're trans or some shit."
I swallowed a huge ass lump in my throat. Should I finally tell Luke? I'm gonna, it's now or never.
"You still there Delirious?"
"Can-can we take a break from Mortal Kombat? Could you come over?"
"Hell yeah. You alright though?"
"Depends on how you react." I mumble low enough so CaRtOoNz didn't hear.
"What was that?"
"Yeah, just get your ass over here."
I turned off my PS4 and sat at my small, dining room table, tapping my fingers on the wooden surface.
My back door opens and Luke steps in. "So what's up?"
I pull out the other chair, "Take a seat, you might want it."
"Jon... what the fuck is going on?"
I flinched at the sound of my first name. I bit my bottom lip, sweat slowly starting to slide down my face."Luke..." He looked at me, waiting like the sassy prick he is.
"I'm an androgyny..."
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Androgyny
FanfictionNo one knows what Mr. H2O himself does when he's not playing video games, or working on YouTube. Not even his brother from another mother, CaRtOoNz. This sneaky little clown has a dirty little secret that no one will ever figure out... Well that's u...