Androgyny

Seventeen

Vanoss

The house was so dark, and quiet. 

"So," Delirious started, "nice place, I like it." He smiled and looked around, looking at different pictures and objects. 

I walked upstairs to my room and put my stuff down, I yelled for Delirious to bring his stuff up. He threw his stuff on the floor and hopped on the bed. "Ah... home sweet home." A smile curled on my lips as I heard those words. 

I hopped onto the bed with him, slowly crawling over his body. I started sucking on his neck, he moaned, oh the sweet noise. "E-Evan." He whispered, pushing his lips against my ear. "Now it's my turn to show you what I got." I smirked and rubbed my lips against his ears, feeling the studs he had in his ears. 

"E-Evan." He kept whimpering, why was he being so weak? I chuckled and moved my lips down to his neck. He moaned as he clawed my back, reaching the bottom and taking off my shirt. I pushed my lips against his after he got the shirt off. Our tongues danced once again, used to every move. 

As we continued dancing with our lips, I moved my hands down to the black skinny jeans he was wearing, and looking damn fine in them too. I unbuttoned them, slowly sliding them off as we moved on the bed. 

As soon as everything was off of his wonderful body, I got to work. I teased him ever so slightly and licked the tip of his beautiful junk. "Evan-" He growled. I chuckled and continued, the clown slowly reaching his climax. "I'm gon-" The wonderful taste filled my mouth, as he let go and let out a huge gasp. "My gawd, that felt wonderful-" I smashed my lips into his. He licked off his own juices from my lips. I felt his smile against my lips. 

We both tangled up with each other, our legs and arms wrapped together. I loved the feeling of his naked body against mine, and I would never want that to disappear. I rubbed my head onto his chest as he played with my hair. I slowly smiled and turned to look at him. "Jonathan?" 

"Yes Evan?" He smiled, his blue eyes lighting up. 

"Will you marry me?" 

Moo

"Oh my god dude, I'm so glad they're together." Tyler chuckled, looking at everyone in the chat, as we died and failed at a death run. 

"Maybe we should make a whole gmod skit about them." Marcel laughed. 

"I betcha a fan already did." Nogla giggled. 

"Are you that fan?" Everyone laughed at my comment. 

My phone went off as they started talking about Nogla's fanficts. I saw the message from Evan. I instantly opened it and covered my mouth, holding in my squealing. "Guys! I need to go run some errands for my beautiful, I'll be right back." I signed off and read the message. I hit the call button and waited. 

"Hey!"

"OH MY GAWD ARE YOU BEING LEGIT?"

"Yes! I asked him and he broke down but said yes, and... it was just beautiful."

"He broke down? In a good way?"

"Yes, a "Oh my fucking god yes" way." I heard him chuckle over the phone.

"God Evan, I'm so happy for you guys, I'm like near tears here. Did you tell anyone else yet?" 

"Nope. Not yet, and Delirious still has to tell CaRtOoNz." 

"Wait, why are you calling people separately." 

"It's kinda like an invitation kinda thing, I don't know." We both laughed. 

"So, wow. He's in Canada with you?" 

"Yes, and the rest of his stuff is gonna be here shortly."

"My god, Evan you don't understand how happy I am for you guys. So how has he been after all the drama?" 

"He's been chill, and extremely happy, I mean there was someone leaving rude notes for him, very brutal ones I should say. So he's probably safer and happier with me." 

"Damn, who would do such a thing?" 

"Honestly, I don't know, but Brock, back to the wedding."

"Yeah?" 

"I have a very important question for you."

"Yeah?" My nerves were jumping up and down. 

"You've literally been my brother through all of this and..."

"Evan?" 

"Brock, the Moo Snuckel, would you like to be my best man?" 

"For the love of H2OVanoss and the holy name of the Banana Bus, hell yes, I'll be your best man." 

Delirious

"Hello." I answered the phone, Vanoss standing beside me, getting supper started. 

"Hey Johnny boy."

"Who's this?" I asked, looking at Evan pouring the long noodles into the pot. 

"How can you not remember me?"

"I'm sorry, but you have the wrong number."

"I swear to god Jonathan Leo Dennis, if you hang up-"

"Who the fuck is this?" I snapped, lowering my voice so Evan didn't hear me. 

"The man who left those notes."

"Look man, what the fuck do you want from me?"

"You know what I want."

"No, actually I don't."

"It's all your fault you know?"

"What is?"

"You're the reason he's in there."

"Okay, what the fuck?"

"You're the reason Dad's in jail Jon, and I'm gonna fucking KILL you for it!" 

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