John Swift Imagines (CLOSED REQUESTS)

#5 Quick Favor (REQUESTED)

requested by okokfreshlee hope you enjoy!!

I was walking through the nail care isle of Target when a guy randomly approaches me, a hot guy at that. I figured he was just walking past me, so I continued to look through the nail polishes.

"Hi, okay so I really don't know how to say this but can you pretend to be my girlfriend? You're really pretty and my crazy ex is here and-"

I interrupted his ramble, "What? Pretend to be your girlfriend?"

He looked panicked. "Yes, exactly that. It's just a quick favor, we don't have to kiss or anything, just hold my hand and I'll probably call you baby. My crazy ex is here and I want to piss her off so she'll leave me alone."

"Yeah, I guess. Do I get anything out of this?" I asked. I can't believe I'm going with this.

"The pleasure of helping an innocent guy get away from his crazy ex," he laughed.

"Okay," I said unsure. "Um, I'm Crystal, What's your name?"

He grabbed my hand and pulled my out of the isle, "Swazz."

"Swazz?" I repeated.

"Nickname, real name's John," he replied. I'm not sure where he was taking me, but this whole situation is weird.

"Where are we going?" I asked as we continue to walk through different isles.

He stopped abruptly, "Actually, let's go back to the nail polish isle. I'll like help you pick out colors or something, and we'll act like a real couple."

"Okay," I laughed. I intertwined our fingers, walking closer to him. I mean we had to act like an actual couple for this to work right? He smiled down at me as we walked back to the nail section. "So what does this girl look like, you know so i know when to like get closer to you or something," I said awkwardly.

He chuckled, "Um, she's short, dyed blonde hair with purple tips, brown eyes. Her voice is annoying and high pitched and I'll probably groan when she comes."

"Okay, easy enough," I laughed.

We got to the nail isle and I went right to the polishes, looking at the different nude colors. Out of the corner of my eye I saw blonde and purple tips, so I decided it was time to act. "Baby, what color looks better with my skin tone?"

I'm assuming Swazz saw her too because he was right by my side, one hand around my waist, the other picking up random colors. "Is this alright?" he asked referring to his arm around my waist. I nodded and continued to look at colors.

"John?" an unfamiliar female voice asked. He groaned and I knew it was the ex.

"I'm shopping with my girlfriend. What do you want, (r/g/n)?" John asked.

"Girlfriend? Since when? John, what happened to us?" she whined.

I decided to but in, "Is it any of your concern? Get over it, he's with me now."

She gasped, "It is my concern, John's my concern. We had a simple misunderstanding, I don't see why he's wasting his time with you."

"I don't see why I wasted my time with you," Swazz said. "It wasn't a misunderstanding, I made it very clear that we're done."

She shot me a glare before shaking her head, "You know what? Whatever! You're not even that good looking anyway," she said to Swazz. "Have fun with him, all he does is smoke," she said to me and turned on her heels, walking out of the isle.

Once she was gone Swazz spoke, "I smoke, but that's not all I do."

"You don't have to explain yourself, it's just pretend, remember?" I laughed.

"Yeah," he said awkwardly. "Anyway, you're a good actress. Id like to see what else you're good at. Let me call you sometime?" He handed me his phone and I put my number in.

"I'll be waiting," I winked before walking off.

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