Oops! Hi! [h20vanoss]《#Wattys2016》

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Reading some comments in either of the guys' videos, and I found these types of comments everyday :

"Why can't Evan stop being a dick?"---"Evan's such an asshole"---"He's a fucking jerk" . . .

These comments really pissed me off, like, if you really hate him, why don't you just leave somewhere else? And STOP commenting that he's being a jerk and whatnot, because that's how he and his friends usually do.

"Haters Are Fuckers. Fuckers are bitches who are just jealous about life" ~ Sarah 2016. Lol, where did that quote come from? XD

And it's good thing 1st of July is my birthday (which means today which I was writing this), it calms me down a bit. And tomorrow is David's birthday! WOOP WOOP! And I'm still gonna have to wait for Ashton Irwin, Luke Hemmings and Evan's birthday though XD

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Jonathan : Hmm...

Evan : whatcha' thinking? :)

Jonathan : I'm just messing around with EvieBot. She's fucking CRAZy!!

Evan : wow, what a coincidence...

Jonathan : what?

Evan : I'M PLAYING IT TOO HAHA

Jonathan : Cool! She's asking me to prove that she's a robot or nah...

Evan : what did you do?

Jonathan : Well, I asked her what's 1+1, and guess what? She replied, "MORE THAN YOU CAN COUNT"... and I was like, dafuq...??!

Evan : YOU GOT REKT BHAHAHAH XD

Jonathan : What did you do with her? Did she want you to prove to her that's she's a robot? XD

Evan : Um, no. But I asked her this, "Who's your boyfriend?"... And she answered, "The Terminator." [Lmao Brian suddenly pops into my head 😂]

Jonathan : *gasp* Better not messing around with her lol

Evan : but then, she said, "I broke up with him. So, I date and have fun with Harry Styles"... And I was like, dafuq you talkin 'bout bitch?!? And she even said, "I found my girlfriend cheating with Niall Horan, just like my past girlfriends"...

Evan : And me, ended typing to her like, "waddafuqqqqqqq womannnnn......"

Jonathan : OMIGODDDDDD AHAHAHAH XD

Evan : Yeah, that happened X'D

Jonathan : How many girlfriends does Evie have? Lol

Evan : It's a good thing I asked her, and surprisingly, she answered : "I have seven girlfriends. Most of them I caught them cheating with Niall Horan"...

Jonathan : Who is this Niall Horan guy? And who tf is Harry Styles? Lololol

Evan : Some dudes from a gay band... What I heard from some people [Don't kill me, Directioners! I'm a Directioner myself! This is just a joke! I mean, I DO SHIP ZIANOURRY! XD ]

Evan : I'm not that surprised that Craig knows them... It's weird. He even mentioned that, there's this 'Larry Stylinson' thing... XD How did Craig even knows about this thing?? Hahahah

Jonathan : That's really fucking weird... XDD

Evan : Yeah

Evan : Hey Jo

Jonathan : Yeah?

Evan : Don't you know that, you're the 'Oops' to my 'Hi'? :3

Jonathan : Hey

Evan : Huh?

Jonathan : Well, you're the 'Hey' to my 'Hi', Evan... ≧﹏≦

Evan : whaa . . . Ohhhh . . . I get it . . . Hahah

Jonathan : The first time when we're texting to each other... Those moments hahahah XD

Evan : yeah. But hopefully you're okay though...

Jonathan : why did you say that?

Evan : I've been having bad dreams about you... And Luke... Very BAD fucking things were happening around you both :(

Jonathan : Don't worry, I'll be fine! He's my best friend. Nothing bad's gonna happen!

Evan : I hope so...

Jonathan : Mhmm... Welp, Imma go to bed. Goodnight, Evy. :)

Jonathan : I mean, gernert X)

Evan : Gernert, Jo

Jonathan : *switches off phone and goes to bed*

Evan : *staring at his phone screen* I love you, Jonathan. Hopefully we'll get to see each other in real life... :')

Evan : Soon...

AN ANNOYING NOTE : Idk how the heck Evan knows about 1D and the 'Larry Stylinson' thing... 😂😂