26 : Evan and Craig

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Evan is bored. He just sits in front of the TV with a plate of pancakes he has made. To release his boredom, he texts Craig . . . And something amazing happens . . .

Evan : Craig

Evan : Craig!

Evan : wtf is he?

Evan : CRAIG!!!

Evan : CRAAAAAAAIIIIGGGGGGG!!!!!! >:(

Craig : *face turning red*

Craig : WHADDAYA WANT YA MOTHERFOCKER?!

Evan : Whoa! Easy there, pal!

Evan : What's going on? Are you alright?

Craig : He did the 'thing'

Evan : What?

Craig : He fucking 'lipjuiced' ME!! :O

Evan : ...

Craig : *groans* He KISSED me!!!

Evan : YAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! \(^O^)/

Craig : Evan wtf?? THIS IS SERIOUS, K?!

Evan : At leat he likes you! Mine's just... well... Just stays out of sight

Craig : THIS IS ABOUT ME AND HIM NOT YOU, YOU DUMBASS!

Evan : He likes you back :3

Craig : EVAN YOU BITCH!

Evan : Nanana boo boo! Hahahahaha XD *laughing his ass off*

Craig : Hmm... How about you and your guy meet up at a place? Hue hue hue...! >XD

Evan : Nope. NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPETY NOPETY NOPE *nervous laugh*

Craig : I know you want to meet him badly, riiiiight?

Evan : Oh shit

Craig : Come on Evan! I know you want to meet him! JUST ADMIT IT, DUDE!

Evan : OKAY I DO!

Evan : It's just... It's just I'm not ready yet...

Craig : Don't worry. Tyler and I can help you! :D

Evan : wait

Evan : WHAAAAAAAAAAAA

Craig : Woop! Gotta go! He's driving me over to your house! :D

Craig : And that's where he's gonna plan you and your guy to meet up in real life!

Craig : How awesome is that gonna be, eh? ;)

Evan : you dick... -_-

Craig : You're welcome. :P

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Can someone give votes and comments for my books "Evan and His Bagel", "Voodoo Doll" and "Where Do Broken Hearts Go?"?

I'm still waiting for more readers though...

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