38 (PG-13 ALERT and HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!)

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GOOD NEWS!

I'm entering the Wattys2016! And it's my first time entering it! The deadline is on 31st August and I better finish this before that date! XD

So, yeah. Wish me luck, CheesePeople! You guys are the best readers I've ever had! :D

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Evan : QUIT SPAMMING ME YOU IDIOT

Jonathan : NO

Jonathan : YOU'RE THE IDIOT :P

Evan : YOU'RE THE IDIOT

Jonathan : NO YOU'RE THE IDIOT

Evan : NOOOO YERRR DEEEE IDIOOTTTT

Jonathan : IM MORE SMARTER THAN YOU BITCH >:)

Evan : DONT YOU KNOW HOW TO ENGLISH?

Jonathan : shiieettttt XP

Jonathan : *sudden silence*

Evan : *sudden silence*

Jonathan : Where are my cookies? WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY COOKIES?!

Evan : IN MY BELLY.

Evan : come and get it, baby. THEY'RE FRESH and YUMMY ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jonathan : NO I DONT WANT TO EAT THEM FROM INSIDE OF YOU xD

Evan : OH HELL YEAH YA WANT IT ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jonathan : NOPE.

Evan : FUCK

Jonathan : FUCK YOUUU

Evan : Okay then...

Evan : IM BENDING OVER ;)

Evan : QUICK JO! MY BODY IS READY!!! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jonathan : Holy shit this is awkward...!! XD

Evan : Hmm... XD

Evan : So, what are you doing right now?

Jonathan : Listening to the cute couple's conversations... :3

Evan : Huh, same goes with Craig and Tyler

Jonathan : DaLui is talking on the phone with someone... Or 'someones'

Evan : that's weird... Craigler is talking on the phone too... but I'm not sure who

Jonathan : WEIRDOOOSSS

Evan : YEP

Evan : When can I see you irl?

Jonathan : Um, soOoOoOn?

Evan : WHADDAYA MEAN 'SOON'? I WANNA SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE NOW!

Jonathan : Uh, about that...

Jonathan : well, MY FACE IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL YOU CANT EVEN FUCKING SEE IT BHAHAHAH XD

Evan : -_-

Evan : Jo, I'm serious...

Jonathan : How serious?

Evan : like FUCKING EXTREMELY SERIOUS

Jonathan : Um... I don't know man... I don't like people to see my face often

Evan : why??

Jonathan : BECAUSE I WANT IT THAT WAY

Jonathan : OH SHIT LUKE NOOOOOOOOO

Evan : Jo? JOOOOO?????

Jonathan : HEY BITCH IM LUKE N STAYDAFUQAWAYFROMMYBESTFRIEND

Evan : you disckh >:( GIVE HIM BACK!

Jonathan : OH HELL YEAH IMMA DISCKH JUST STAY AWAY FROM HIM, YOU CREEP

Jonathan : *sudden silence*

Evan : Jo? HOLY SHIT JONATHANNNNN!!!

P.s CLIFFHANGERRRRRR :O

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