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25 : Evan and Craig

WARNING : ONIONS

Evan : So Craig, how are you and Tyler doing?

Craig: Eh, not bad

Evan : You didn't sounded happy

Craig : Oh, I don't know Evan. I think that I'm ready to tell him...

Craig : EVERYTHIIIIING

Evan : Just go and tell him then! :D

Craig : But...

Evan : BUT?

Craig : What will he think, Evan? I mean, while hanging out with him, I had the worst feeling of being dumped by him! What if he never excepts me as his boyfriend? Or being a gay person? What'll he think?! Will he like me? Or will he just... *groans*

Craig : PLEASE HELP ME, EVAN! *cries*

Evan : All I know is that I would be honest with the guy I like... But maybe being brave only just telling him that I like him, it's fucking harder than I thought... :(

Craig : Wait, you're dealing with the same problem like me??

Evan : Yeah. I mean, I've never had any feelings for a person of the same gender before, that's why I'm kinda nervous to talk to him the truth.

Craig : Aww, you cuddly little kitten! If only our guys of interest knew how we feel about them... :')

Evan : Yeah

Evan : You know that we're talking in the same room, right?

Craig : Your eyes are leaking, man... Wtf

Evan : WHAT? NO! I WAS JUST... I WAS JUST...

Craig : YESSSSSS??

Evan : I WAS JUST CHOPPING ONIONS!!!

Craig : ...

Craig : Evan, there are no onions in the living room... -_-

Evan : Okayyyyy

Evan : ...

Evan : DAMMIT WHO PUT THE FUCKING ONIONS IN HERE?!?!

Craig : Damn ninjas. Damn motherfucking ninjas, man...

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Wow, this book got more votes and comments than my "Warrior Dragons" book... 😊

Also . . .

"*in Irish voice* ONIONS HAVE LAYERS!" ~ Ashton Irwin 2014