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ASDFGHJKL FUCK YOU INTERNET AND WATTPAD!

I HAD TO MAKE THIS CHAPTER ABOUT THREE HOURS STRAIGHT TRYING TO THINK THE RANDOM CONVERSATION THAT WAS GOING ON, AND I SAVED IT. WHEN I CAME BACK, IT'S ALREADY GONE!

FUCKY FUCKY FUCKY YOUUUU DUMB INTERNET AND WATTPAD!!! 😡😡

NOTE : Evan is supposed to be a BOTTOM in this fanfic, but I don't know if you guys noticed it or not... 😏

P.s (look at picture) Look at how fabulous his face is... And Tom, with his, err... normal Tom expression

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(MORNING)

Evan : Hey Jo

Jonathan : Whassup, my man?

Evan : Tyler just stole my last pizza slice

Jonathan : So?

Evan : What should I do about it?

Jonathan : Hmm... Let me think about it...

Jonathan : Take a guy's dick and whack him in the head with it then when he hits the ground, take it back.

Jonathan : And lastly, you just scream madly at him! XD

Evan : How about "GOOD BOYS ARE CRAZY ASSHOLES WHEN YOU STEAL THEIR SHIT"... and I'll end it with a guitar solo?

Jonathan : I have taught you well, my child XD

A few hours later . . .

(AFTERNOON)

Evan : Hey, Jo

Jonathan : Wat?

Evan : If you weren't a human being, what would you be?

Jonathan : A banana? *giggles*

Evan : Why? Because they defy the laws of gravity?

Jonathan : I love bananas for many reasons... XD

Jonathan : Mostly because.... Well, I FUCKING LOVE BANANAS!!

Evan : Yeah, I would be a banana too ^_^

Evan : They taste really good... And well, like I said before, they defy the laws of gravity

Jonathan : Yeah... But at the end of the day, we're both gonna be eaten... XD

Evan : Hahahah XD

Some hours later . . .

(NIGHT)

Jonathan : Welp, time for me to hit the hay

Evan : neeerrrrr jonethennnnn

Jonathan : *chuckles* goodnight Evy Bear :)

Evan : GO HOME GO BED

Evan : ^ what Tyler taught me... lol

Jonathan : HAHAHA XDD

Evan : Ooh, one thing.

Evan : gerrrrrnighttttt jooooooo

Jonathan : would've been weird if you say 'gernert?'

Evan : gernert joooooooO

Jonathan : *sudden silence*

Evan : GeRnErT jOoOoOoO!

Jonathan : *silence*

Evan : I said, GERNERT JOOOOOO!!!!!

Jonathan : CAN YOU JUST BE QUIET

Evan : . . .

Evan : . . .

Evan : *whispers* gernert jo

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