ASDFGHJKL FUCK YOU INTERNET AND WATTPAD!
I HAD TO MAKE THIS CHAPTER ABOUT THREE HOURS STRAIGHT TRYING TO THINK THE RANDOM CONVERSATION THAT WAS GOING ON, AND I SAVED IT. WHEN I CAME BACK, IT'S ALREADY GONE!
FUCKY FUCKY FUCKY YOUUUU DUMB INTERNET AND WATTPAD!!! 😡😡
NOTE : Evan is supposed to be a BOTTOM in this fanfic, but I don't know if you guys noticed it or not... 😏
P.s (look at picture) Look at how fabulous his face is... And Tom, with his, err... normal Tom expression
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(MORNING)
Evan : Hey Jo
Jonathan : Whassup, my man?
Evan : Tyler just stole my last pizza slice
Jonathan : So?
Evan : What should I do about it?
Jonathan : Hmm... Let me think about it...
Jonathan : Take a guy's dick and whack him in the head with it then when he hits the ground, take it back.
Jonathan : And lastly, you just scream madly at him! XD
Evan : How about "GOOD BOYS ARE CRAZY ASSHOLES WHEN YOU STEAL THEIR SHIT"... and I'll end it with a guitar solo?
Jonathan : I have taught you well, my child XD
A few hours later . . .
(AFTERNOON)
Evan : Hey, Jo
Jonathan : Wat?
Evan : If you weren't a human being, what would you be?
Jonathan : A banana? *giggles*
Evan : Why? Because they defy the laws of gravity?
Jonathan : I love bananas for many reasons... XD
Jonathan : Mostly because.... Well, I FUCKING LOVE BANANAS!!
Evan : Yeah, I would be a banana too ^_^
Evan : They taste really good... And well, like I said before, they defy the laws of gravity
Jonathan : Yeah... But at the end of the day, we're both gonna be eaten... XD
Evan : Hahahah XD
Some hours later . . .
(NIGHT)
Jonathan : Welp, time for me to hit the hay
Evan : neeerrrrr jonethennnnn
Jonathan : *chuckles* goodnight Evy Bear :)
Evan : GO HOME GO BED
Evan : ^ what Tyler taught me... lol
Jonathan : HAHAHA XDD
Evan : Ooh, one thing.
Evan : gerrrrrnighttttt jooooooo
Jonathan : would've been weird if you say 'gernert?'
Evan : gernert joooooooO
Jonathan : *sudden silence*
Evan : GeRnErT jOoOoOoO!
Jonathan : *silence*
Evan : I said, GERNERT JOOOOOO!!!!!
Jonathan : CAN YOU JUST BE QUIET
Evan : . . .
Evan : . . .
Evan : *whispers* gernert jo
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