Oops! Hi! [h20vanoss]《#Wattys2016》

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I know this is weird, but Brian (Terroriser)'s full name is 'BRIAN HANBY?' :O

Why did he even censored his name in one of his videos (in one of his GTA V 'Every Bullet Counts' videos)? XD

And, um, well, I just wanna wish Happy Eid Mubarak---or as we Malaysians say, "Selamat Hari Raya AidilFitri"---to all Muslims all over the world. :D

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Evan : Jo

Evan : JoOoOoO

Evan : JOOOOOOOOOOO

Evan : JONATHAAANNNNNNNNN

Evan : Jonny Boiiiiiii

Evan : Fuccckkkkkkkkk

Evan : *pouts*

Evan : I WANT CHU BY MEH SIDEEE

Evan : I wanna f---

Evan : I mean, I wanna see you!!!

Evan : wtf Jonathan

Evan : FINEEEEE I'LL LEAVE YA MOTHERFOCKAA

Evan : . . .

(A few minutes later . . . )

Evan : Still not answering?

Evan : *humming*

Evan : *singing* Don't stop, doin what you're doin, cuz everytime you move to the beat it gets harder for me and you know it, know it, know it

Evan : *pauses for a moment*

Evan : *singing while bobbing his head* Now if we're talking body, you got a perfect one, so put it on me, swear it won't take you long, if you love me right, we fuck for life, on and on and on [Evan is a bottom in this fanfic, if you guys still not noticed yet or still wondering :P ]

Evan : Come on, Jo!

Evan : Did Luke take your phone??

Evan : Luke, if you're reading this, gimme back my Jo, you dick!

Evan : I'LL MURDER YOU LUKE, IN YOUR SLEEP >:(

Evan : . . .

Evan : FUQ DIS SHIET IM OUT MHMM FUQ DIS SHIET IM OUT

Evan : NO THANKZ

Evan : I DONT KNOW WAT DA FUQ JUST HAPPENED BUT I DONT REALLY CARE FUQ DIS SHIET IM OUT

Evan : JO IM GONNA GET DA FUCK OUTTA HERE

Evan : *pterodactyl screech*

Evan : YA HEAR ME??

Evan switches off his phone, and throws it on his bed. He folds his arms over his chest, and pouts with annoyance. He seems rather mad though, because Jonathan doesn't seem to be answering back his texts.

Jonathan : *switches on his phone, and is shocked to see he has a lot of messages from Evan*

Jonathan : WTF EVAN?!?! -_-

Jonathan : *reads the text messages Evan has sent* omigod... wattafuq is wrong with you, EVVYYY?!?