Title: Nope definitely not a morning
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Well guys it's my first so it's pretty bad 😂😂 well it was requested by my lovable cousin so happy reading.
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It's a fine mor-
"CADET [M/N]! YOU BRAT WHERE ARE YOU!" Screeched my shorty... That's right MINE.
Well anyway it was a fine morning until my favorite shorty came and ruined it. What did I do to deserve my love's wrath you ask? Well.....
Time: Early morning
Location: Corporal's Quarters
"Corporal! Wake up you'll be late for training!" I yelled as I jumped on him earning an gasp from the adorable shorty.
"[M/N] get off you brat" he growled kicking me where the sun don't shine. You know what I mean the Crown Jewels, the pride of my existence, Corporals favorite lollipop, the south... You know my balls and dick. Corporal Levi burrowed back into the covers while while wrapping the pillow over his face.
"CORPORAL LEVI CHAN BABE GET THE FUCK UP" I scream louder since you know HE KICKED MY BALLS. As I was saying, I lifted up the pillow and squished his face.
"[Y/F/M/N] YOU BETTER RUN!"
"OH MAN HOLY SHIT!"
I then proceeded to run out of the door all the while a Doberman- *cough* my sweet angel Levi was chasing me.
"CADET [M/N] JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!"
"Babe yelling is bad for your throat and you know since you-"
"[Y/F/M/N]!"
"OH FUC-!" I yelled as I grabbed the closest person to me so I wouldn't trip.
Ah the lord must have a purpose for me because lo and behold it was my best friend Eren Jeager.
"Uh [M/N] what are you-"
"No time to explain hide me!" I begged and before Eren could answer I pushed past him into his room. Gasping for breath I jumped into his bed and covered myself with the covers.
"Now shoo love your best friends hiding from his bae" I whispered easing my hands to my forehead in a praying motion.
Okay okay now you must be wondering aren't you dating the resident shorty? Why are you calling Eren love? Well you see Eren and I are cheating....
joking don't kill me.
Eren and I are tight like that (we're childhood friends after all) and just basically very skinshippy. Armin and Mikasa have gotten used to it so they don't care. Anyway back to the story situation...
Eren sighed and tugged at the covers.
"Well move over love it's 5:00am I'm going back to sleep." He said sighing as he closed his eyes.
"Yea yea love but this position is very compromising." I whispered into the crook of his neck.
"Shut up I'm sleeping."
"Psh whatever Eren." I said looking at the door.
"CADET EREN IS [M/N] IN HE-!" Levi cut off when he saw me.
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I Am The One (Kpop x Male!Reader) (Male Various) (BoyxBoy)
FanfictionDISCONTINUED I lack motivation and commitment.
