BTS V x Male!Reader

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by Jeppblackmen

by Jeppblackmen

Title: Lazy Day

Requested by: @kei_04
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"PARK JIMIN WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!"

"Kim Taehyung!" I groaned exasperated.

"[M/N] I'm too young to die, and Jongkook finally loves me back!" yelled Jimin.
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Location: BTS DORM
TIME: 9:00 p.m.
P.O.V: Yours

It was probably around 9:00 p.m? I was at The BTS dorms lounging around with Kim Taehyung, a.k.a V, my boyfriend of two years. He finally had a break after all of his dance and vocal practice, so instead of going out we just simply made some Ramyun and watched TWD on Netflix. After all what could be better then TWD and Ramyun? And by made Ramyun I mean hardcore failing forcing Jin-hyung to make them for us, his metaphoric children, while saying, and I quote, "Namjoon how did you melt the pot?"
(The Walking Dead:Ramyun is Ramen)

There was a coffee table in the center of the room and on top was our finished ramyun bowls. I was sprawled on the L shaped sofa while V was upside down on the armchair. His head was hanging out the end while turned to the T.V, and his legs were dangling over the top. As you can see, it was peaceful until V screamed and jumped onto me, making me gasp.

"[M-M/N]! HOLY JISOOS NUGGET KILL IT!" My shorter lover had screamed while using my body as a barricade against whatever he had just seen.

"What the fuck TaeTae, kill what?" I sighed as I rubbed my ribs grimacing while doing so.

"LOOK AT THAT DEMONIC SATANIC THING!" V screamed wiggling his foot at the "monstrosity" which was getting closer by the second.

"TAE THAT HURTS!" I yelled prying his fingers off my shoulders.

"What the hell are you look-" I questioned before letting out a "manly" shriek as V fell against me. Is there even a such thing as a manly shriek?

"TAE KILL IT!" I screamed letting go all of my pride.

"WHAT THE HELL [M/N] YOU KILL IT!" He yelled as he, unintentionally of course, rubbed his ass against my clothed penis.

"Dammit [M/N]-jr. just wait," I whispered as I felt myself get hard.

"[M/N] let's just leave and we can burn the dorm down the members won't mind," V said only half jokingly. I knew that if I had agreed he would have actually done so.

"Go kill it," I whispered. V looked at me with wide eyes and then proceeded to flail his arms wildly.

"HELL NAH I LUH YA BUT I KILLED IT THE LAST THREE TIMES!"

"What you from the ghetto now?" Grabbing him I slowly backed into the kitchen before it moved at least another millimeter.

"TAE IT MOVED!" I screamed. I didn't even care about pride anymore. Pride what's pride? I don't know.

A door was then slammed open and the golden maknae Jongkook, a.k.a our savior, walked in the kitchen unamused.

"It's in there," V whispered clinging onto me.

Jongkook scanned the living room for the spider, spotting it on the coffee table. Rubbing his forehead he scooped up the spider gently, opened the window and put it on the grass. Jongkook had then left the room, without another glance at his pathetic but fun and lovable hyungs might I add, and slammed his door closed.

After about a full minute of looking at the now closed door. I glanced at V and wiggled my eyebrows suggestively.

"Now that that's out of the way. I believe I'm hard and so are you so le-"

"Hyung do you have a condom I can use?" Jongkook asked poking his head out of his room.

"What? For what?" V and I both questioned speaking in unison.

"Why do you need condoms?"

"Well you see I just read this Jikook fanfiction and.."

"PARK JIMIN! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO TAINT OUR HERO?!" V shrieked.

"[M/N] save me!" Jimin screamed as V chased him.

Standing up from the chair I groaned and said, "Dammit this was supposed to be a lazy day."

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