Mom woke me up. I fell back asleep and ten seconds later woke up on my own, as I remembered I had class. Got dressed. Made coffee. Shoved three books into my school bag. Got to school. Did Spanish things. Watched half of Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Drove home. Saw a place called Speedy Lube. Mentally called my neighbors "Beverly Bimbos of 90210". Wrote this.
TIME FOR THE DETAILS OF THE MORE INTERESTING THINGS!!!!!!!!!
(WARNING: MOVIE SPOILERS)
So for the last 2 hours or so of class, Senora Shelton put on The Force Awakens in Spanish with English subtitles. I've seen episode 4, 5, and 6, and was super exited. Anyway when Han Solo came on for the first time, I almost cried. Stuff happened, and then, IT happened. Kylo Ren activated his light saber and impaled Han Solo. Han fell over the edge of whatever they were standing on slowly, and I immediately thought to myself "Just like Luke..."
My eyes were wide as tennis balls. My mouth was so open I am now surprised my rubber band didn't snap. My hands flew up to my face in utter shock. I was crying. When it was time for us to go home, I was still hyperventilating. My friend Riley walked me out like usual, but I had no control of my body. I was numb. I couldn't hear anything. My legs were heavy. In fury as I was walking away from Riley I screamed "WHY KYLO REN?"
I was unable to comprehend ANYTHING except for the snack waiting for me in my car. When I finally sat down (again), this time with food in my hand, I ate slowly, not even tasting the delicious sustenance I was consuming. It was like hell had nested in my head. I almost passed out when we got outside of class, and Riley looked kinda worried too.
BEVERLY BIMBOS: Basically they were twig thin and gorgeous and had a Beverly Hills bumper sticker on their really expensive car.
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