"No Orion! Don't touch that!" You yelled, running towards the small toddler holding a wrench in his hands, swinging it around.
Han chuckled. "Let the kid have some fun." He said, leaning against the wall.
"He could hurt himself." You said, prying the wrench from his hands. "And your ship."
"Shit!" Orion cried.
You let out a small cry of horror. "No Orion, ship. Don't say that." You scolded.
"Shit! Shit!" Orion cried again.
Han laughed. "He's going to be just like me."
"I hope not." You said, picking up Orion. "Nap time."
"Shit! Nap!" He yelled out again.
"Oooh! Orion said a potty word." Ariel said, pointing a finger at Orion.
"Correct. He's saying poop. Your a little star." Han said, ruffling his hair.
"So can I say it?"
"No!" You yelled.
"Sure." Han said, at the same time.
You narrowed your eyes at him the turned back to Ariel. "No. Go to your room. I have to speak with your father. Take your brother."
Ariel shrugged and walked away, holding her brothers hand. You turned to face Han and frowned.
"Why would you tell your child she could say shit?" You scolded.
"What? It's not like it'll ruin her life." He shrugged.
"Han, it's not okay. I can't have my children just going around shouting out curse words. I don't want that. It's bad for their minds and it can lead to destructive behavior. Hell, Orion could become the next Darth Vader!"
Han chuckled. "Very funny babe, but that's not going to happen. I don't use "the force" you don't use it. How's our little Orion gonna have it?"
You smirked. "How do you know I'd Orion's even yours?" You asked, crossing your arms.
Han opened his mouth as if to say something, but closed it. "H-he's mine. I just know it."
You tapped your chin. "Don't you ever wonder what happened when you were out and Luke dropped off those tools for your ship?" You questioned.
"Y/N-"
"Is that a baby crying? Gotta go!" You said, rushing out of the room, but Han grabbed you and turned you towards him.
"Luke better not have touched you." He snarled.
"I thought I saw Orion's hair was getting a little lighter." You said.
"Stop teasing me." Han growled. "You'll regret it."
"Have you seen Luke in his tight little tunic, because wow."
"That's it!" He exclaimed, slamming you against the wall.
"Shit."
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