Mee Hagwa Speak Do Language |Luke|

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One day you and Luke were casually walking around Cloud City. Han had business with Lando Calrissian there and Luke had loved the sights so much, he wanted to show them to you. You were having fun, but you wanted to do something else.

You nudged Luke. "We should talk to people in Huttese to confuse them." You suggested, gesturing over to a group of people standing around talking.

Luke smirked. "I like your style."

You both made a beeline towards the people. "Can u hopa us?" Luke asked.

Can you help us?

The people looked at him weird. "Excuse me?" A boy asked.

"Hopa us." You said.

Help us.

"I'm sorry, we can't understand you." A girl said.

"Jee panwa waffmula chone patogga che lickmoomoo." Luke said.

I enjoy cake and pie for dessert.

You stifled a laugh.

"Can. You. Speak. English?" The boy asked, stretching out his words.

"Je niboba che blastoh." You said.

I need a permit for your gun.

"Guys, I don't think we are ever going to understand what they're saying."

Luke rolled his eyes. "Ee chu ta."

Go fuck yourself.

You couldn't take it, you burst out laughing. The people stared at you weird again.

"Krispo hoohah?" You asking. putting your hand on your holster.

Kill them?

The people looked nervously between the two of you.

Luke chuckled evilly. "Krispo hoohah." He said activating his lightsaber.

The people screamed and ran into the closest building. You both cracked down laughing.

"There you two are. What's up with you two?"

You both turned to find Han and Chewie walking towards you. You and Luke exchanged amused glances.

"Nothing." You both said.

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