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•P O E•
POE: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
SHARA: No! What happened?!
POE: No it's okay! He woke up.
•F I N N•
*A PROUD FINN WALKS INTO THE DINING ROOM WHERE ATLAS IS CUDDLING HIS NEWBORN*
FINN: Well son, now that you've got a kid if your own, I think it's time to give you this.
ATLAS: Dad, you don't mean-
FINN: Yes son, I do.
*FINN PULLS OUT COPY OF 1001 DAD JOKES, 5TH EDITION*
ATLAS: Dad...I'm honored.
FINN: Hi honored I'm dad.
•K Y L O•
*WHILE ON A ROAD-TRIP*
ELARA: Are we gonna be there soon?
KYLO: Of course, we're almost there.
JULIET: Where are we?
KYLO: In a car.
•L U K E•
*OWEN RUBS HIS EYES*
JUNIOR: Owen's tired!
OWEN: Am not!
LUKE: What's wrong son?
OWEN: I think there's something in my eye.
LUKE: Well of course there is. It's your finger.
•H A N•
*AFTER GOING TO A SEAFOOD PLACE HAN STARTS GROANING*
ARIEL: Daddy, what's wrong?
ORION: Yeah what's wrong? What's wrong.
YOU: Han, is everything okay?
HAN: I knew I shouldn't have had seafood. I'm feeling a little eel.
•A N A K I N•
CAELUM: Dad, we're bored can we go to the movies?
ANAKIN: Okay, what do you guys want to see?
PHOENIX: Lights Out!
CELESTE: Ghost Busters!
CAELUM: The Purge!
ANAKIN: Have you guys heard of that new movie Constipation?
PHOENIX AND CAELUM: No.
CELESTE: What's it about?
ANAKIN: I dunno, it's hasn't come out yet.
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Star Wars Imagines/Preferences
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