colours [dan howell X reader]

1.5 ; Prank Calls

     You go back to your room, and you get to relax, finally. You pull off your converse and crash onto your couch. Forgetting that your phone is in your pocket, you let a little squeak and jump up. You grab your phone from out of pocket. There's no notifications on your phone, and you've been home for 1 minute. What did you expect?
     You set your phone down, not caring enough to put it on the charger. You close your eyes just to rest. Drifting away, you hear a ding. What if it's Dan? You get alerted, and check your phone. It's Dan.
Dan Howell 🤔 - hi
You - hey
Dan Howell 🤔 - i was wondering if u were free to get coffee or smthn
You - sure, I'm pretty much free all week
Dan Howell 🤔 - ok how about tmmrw
You - sure that's ok when n where
Dan Howell 🤔 - like 2 pm and i'll pick u up at ur door see u then
     Did Dan Howell just ask you on a date? Yes, yes he did. You let out a small squeal. You go to your closet to find something that you could wear for tomorrow. You finally decide on a black half top, black jeans and some black wedge boots. (shown at top)
     Putting your outfit on your chair, you hear your phone buzz. It's Lauren. You grab earbuds cause she's a screamer on the phone. You put them in and hit accept.
     "OH MY GEEEEEZZZZ!" she screams into your earbuds.
     "What's wrong this time," you calmly respond.
     "YOU WEREN'T LYING?? DAN AND PHIL ARE ACTUALLY IN YOUR APARTMENT BULDING!!!" she shouts.
     "Yes, now please calm down," you ask,"and it's not called an apartment here I don't think I think it's called a flat."
     "Saltastasia!" she lets out.
     "What did you call me? Saltastasia?" you question.
     "Yea, salt + Anastasia = Saltastasia!" she squeals.
      "Well, I better go now, I haven't got a job and I've only got a few pounds left," you say.
     "What do you mean? You want to loose weight? You're already perfect!" she tells you.
     "NO, pounds are the currency, you dingus," you rudely inform her.
     "OHHHHHHH!" she exclaims, "MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE!!!"
     "Hahah, OH!" you mock her.
     "Bye then," she sighs.
     "Bye then," you mock, and end the call. You plug your phone, even though you haven't used your phone that much. You hear a noise from the floor under you. You assume it's Dan and Phil. Being the phan girl that you are, you lie on the ground. You listen in, because they might be making a video and you would be the first one to know about it in the entire phandom.
     "Hello Internet! Today I'm with Phil! Haha, just kiddo Hong how- ugh gotta re do that. Hello Internet! Today I'm with Phil! We're going to do some prank calls!" you hear Dan muffling.
"I've made a bowl of conversations, and Dan has made a bowl of his contacts," Phil muffles. You hope that you're going to be prank called.
"Anyways, let's get started. Phil, pick one, and I'll pick from the other jar," Dan suggests.
"The conversation is that you're pregnant, and need advice!" Phil giggles.
"And the contact is," Dan starts, "Anastasia," your heart starts speeding up as you grab your phone and iPad. You start shooting a video on your iPad and wait for your phone to get a ring.  You're literally the craziest phan girl, and this is important.
"Call them," Phil urges.
"Ok," he starts ringing. Your phone goes off, and you wait for one ring, so you don't sound like a stalker. You pick up.
"Hello?" you ask.
"Yea, hi. Anyways, I wanted to get some advice," Dan says.
"On what?" you ask.
"Well, this is tough to say, but... I'm pregnant!" Dan spits out.
"Which recreational drug are you on?" you giggle.
"BYE!" he squeals. He ends the call. Well that's enough. A few moments later you get a text.
Dan Howell 🤔 - it was a prank call. we still on for tmmrw?
You - yea lol
You set your phone down and you lay back into your bed for a nap.
Dans POV
"And the contact is," I shuffle my hand through the jar, "Anastasia!" Oh great. I might edit her name out or something. The phandom will go crazy, asking whoever Anastasia is. But, I don't want to loose our date for coffee, cause she's cool. Maybe I won't post the video at all.. but I post all my videos. I'll talk to Phil after this, and ask if we can leave that one out of the video or something.
Back to you!
     You wake up, and your clock reads 5 PM. You see a text message. It's from Lauren. You ignore it, because you don't have time for that. You walk out of your bright bedroom, with your phone in hand, and through the apartment to get to your bathroom.
     You take a shower, with your phone playing music. You forgot to lay out clothes, but that's ok. You have towels, and no one lives with you. Not yet, anyways. When you finish you wrap your hair in a towel, and you run through the apartment in only a towel. Well, if this were your house back home, you'd get in a lot of trouble, because you have to be quiet.
    When you get to your room, you get in some pajamas, then, you grab a snack real quick. Maybe a few snacks, actually. You go back to your room to watch some gossip girl on Netflix. Season 1, check, Season 2, check.. hey! Anastasia stop Netflix binging!
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a/n oh my gosh. people are putting this in their reading lists and stuff like?? when did people actually care about my writing 😂 anyways. today I was at the public pool in Disney and I went in the hot tub. an old man came in and started conversation with me. I was like h e c k nah. then I accidentally kicked my sister in the face. no regrets.