"Alright guys, I gotta go. Daddy's calling." Tobias smiled, a faint blush reaching his face as his friends whooped. "Get some!!" Audrey screamed before he hung up. "Have fun, baby?" Chris called, watching Tobias from the hall. A smirk reached his face as his lover came over to hug him.
"I think I'm gonna be sick..."
"Ew. The cringe."
"You're right. Let's start this off in a more.... acceptable way."
Our story begins with two men standing in a dark alleyway. The smaller one's name was Tobias and the taller one went by the name Chris. The two were covered in a red substance that smelled of copper. Tobias turned to Chris with a small smile that lacked any sanity. "So are we done here?" He asked, shaking a bit of blood off of his clothes. It did no good. Blood still dripped from his unbelievably curly hair. Chris said nothing. He simply nodded and gave a small smile before gesturing him away from what appeared to be a small pile of corpses.
Miraculously enough the two made their way home through the crowded streets of New York with no problem. People automatically asumed that they were in costumes with fake blood on. The only issue they had was a few people coming up and taking pictures. These people were disposed of immediately. Once the couple were back at their apartment, they washed off, calling their friends after. "The heeeeellll do you want at." The girl paused squinting her eyes over her camera. "Two in the morning? Damn." The others laughed. This girl was Audrey. An annoying and abrasive fangirl but despite all that, she had made it as the author of a successful series of murder mystery novels. Along with a not so successful series of BL and GL novels. Tobias often asked to be in her mystery books but whenever he did she'd just laugh and say no. Another one of the girls in the call smiled and shakily mumbled "Hi Chris." He waved from behind Tobias. This female was Makenna, the base of all the group's shippings. She rarely objected and sort of embraced them instead. She'd been in at least three of Audrey's novels already. "Yo, Tobias."
"What?" He replied, pushing a very persistent Chris off of him. "I'll put you in my next book if you wear your hair in pigtails and put on that lego onesie from when you were 18." He glared at her as the other people in the call laughed and screamed things like "Oh my god, I remember that!!" And "Do it!!"
"I don't have that anymore." Audrey smirked. "I know. Chris does." Tobias whipped his head around to face Chris. "Yeah, I have it. So what? " He said, with half lidded eyes as if it meant nothing.
"THAT'S CREEPY!!! HOW THE HELL'D YOU GET IT ANYWAY?!" Chris grinned. "I have my ways."
"Summer.." Tobias growled, turning around.
"THE HELL DID I DO?!"
He glared at her and ended the call.
"There's still blood all over your back." Chris stated, staring down at him.
"What?!" Tobias screamed, jumping up and running to the restroom to wash it off.
"Hm..." Chris mumbled something, looking down his own shirt. "Well. Would you look at that. So do i.." A grin spread across his face as a rather lewd thought crossed his mind. He hurried off after Tobias
