Harry Potter vs Twilight

Summarizing in One Sentence

     So, I went on Omegle and used the ask questions option to ask people, "Summarize in one sentence what you think Harry Potter/Twilight is." It took a long time since people kept disconnecting but here are the first 10 answers of each.

Let's start with Twilight:

1. A depressed girl has sex with a human glitter stick.

2. Twilight? The name isn't very creative

3. Aw hell, nah.

4. here come dat vampire. o shit waddup

5. I think that Twilight is about a werewolf and a vampire trying to impregnate the same girl.

6. Shiny strangers who fight for prime kstew.

7. A catastrophic book.

8. teens being unsophisticated.

9. What's Twilight?

10. Vampires and werewolves fighting over a girl who is permanently confused.

     Moving on to Harry Potter:           

1. Wizzard

2. Who or what is Harry Potter?

3. Idk, a boy wizard who has to kill a person whose name can't be said.

4. The story that shaped an entire generation.

5. Man tried to kill boy for seven years, still fails.

6. Two boys who could never be in Ravenclaw or The Horned Serpent helped by a ridiculously smart girl to kill a person who has, like, 2% of his soul left.

7. Future Shakespearean shit.

8. The best thing to ever exist.

9. Some closet homosexual with a magic stick.

10. A blockbuster film franchise.

        I think we all know who won.