Humans, those useless two-legged creatures. They've always underestimated us potatoes. Little do they know what smart forms of life we are. Yes, life forms. You heard that right. Or you READ that right. Now you may be a human reading this, and this is a message from us. We're not gonna tolerate being peeled. It's not very apPEELing, you know. No pun intended, I just don't know how to spell that word. Anyways, we just wanted to warn you that we're ready to fight. So you better watch your back.
YOU ARE READING
Potatoes Will Take Over.
RandomSuper confidential. If you are a human, I do not recommend this book. Highly recommended for potatoes and very rarely, other forms of vegetables.
