Okay, so the last 4 parts of this flippy paper device were dedicated to explaining how much better potatoes are than all other life forms, and how we are more worthy of respect. But now, it's time to get to the point. What is the point, you may (or may not) ask? The point is how exactly we plan to take over the world and abliterate all other species of organisms in the universe. Now, if you readers are humans, you might be thinking, haha, those potatoes are so gullible. They're just going to explain their plan to all of humankind! Well, even if you idiotic humans know our plan, we're so smart we'll fool you and make you look as dumb as...well...you. So don't even think about trying to outsmart us. Cause we're obviously smarter.
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Potatoes Will Take Over.
De TodoSuper confidential. If you are a human, I do not recommend this book. Highly recommended for potatoes and very rarely, other forms of vegetables.
