Step one of our supersmart foolproof plan is tricking those idiotic humans into doing our evil bidding. Not that it'll be all that hard. Anyways, here is a detailed plan of how we will trick the humans:
• Get pizza. Humans always seem to get hypnotized by this object. Us vegetables have never tried it, considering the fact that we do not eat our own family. So, we get pizza, and all these stupid humans will swarm to it like wasps. That will make the coast clear for us to launch part 2 of our master plan...
I shall continue with Part 2 later, but for now, I have to go eat. Eat what, you ask? Us potatoes, we eat HUMANS.
*scary music*
YOU ARE READING
Potatoes Will Take Over.
DiversosSuper confidential. If you are a human, I do not recommend this book. Highly recommended for potatoes and very rarely, other forms of vegetables.
