You humans are probably turning away from us, thinking This is stupid. There is absolutely no way potatoes could ever "take over". That's where you're completely wrong. Okay, let me explain in a way that you humans would understand.
EXHIBIT A: The Illuminati. This is a common subject that most people talk about. Apparently, it is nothing but a pyramid with one eye. How in any way is this related to potatoes? Well, where can you find pyramids? Egypt. Where is Egypt? Africa. Africa has a very hot climate. And what else is hot? Potatoes. Hot Potato. Does that ring a bell? Exactly. And you know those black dots on potatoes? They're called eyes. There we go. Pyramids and eyes are both clearly related to potatoes. People fear the Illuminati because it is rumored to take over the world sometime in the future. Fear us, we ARE the Illuminati. And we shall take over the entire universe. You'll see for yourself.
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Potatoes Will Take Over.
DiversosSuper confidential. If you are a human, I do not recommend this book. Highly recommended for potatoes and very rarely, other forms of vegetables.
