Potatoes Will Take Over.

Potatoes are superior vegetables.

Okay, so as you read in the first part of this "book" (that's what you humans call it, we call them "flippy paper devices"), you have an understanding of the fact that we (by "we", I mean us vegetables, especially potatoes) despise humans. Any type of humans. However, this part of the flippy paper device is not specifically targeted towards humans. This is for all you vegetables out there. Carrots, cucumbers, leeks, all of you. This is to justify that potatoes are the most superior form of vegetables ever created. We appreciate and respect all other vegetables, but we are much more worthy of respect from every other species of living creatures in this entire galaxy. Now you may ask, why? We potatoes are superior due to the fact that every idiot *ahem* I mean human, wants us. What is the most common example of this, you ask? Fries. Everywhere you go, fries. McDonalds, fries. KFC, fries. And it doesn't stop there. Long story short, everyone practically worships us. And that, my fellow vegetables, is just one of the many reasons we are much more worthy of respect from this galaxy.