Okay, now that we have successfully hypnotized those humans, and now that the coast is clear, we have to find a way to convince the humans into doing our evil bidding. And how exactly do we plan to do that? Well, we have to take everything the humans own away from them, and make them so miserable, that the only thing they can do is come to us for help. And will we help them? Definitely not! We will make them work hard, respect and worship us. After all, we have sacrificed our entire families for them. We've seen our families being peeled, sliced up and deep fried right in front of our own eyes, and now it's their time to pay us back with the same favour.
•We'll start by taking away their food, since almost all their food is potato-based, they will have no choice but to come to us for help. Which we won't give them.
They will starve, and considering the fact that food is the most important aspect of humans' lives, they will have no choice but to follow our path, since we'll tell them that we are ready to "offer them food" right after they give us manicures, pedicures, makeovers, take us to football games and much more. We'll be the most pampered and respect-worthy vegetables in the history of the universe!
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Potatoes Will Take Over.
RandomSuper confidential. If you are a human, I do not recommend this book. Highly recommended for potatoes and very rarely, other forms of vegetables.
