4th of july!

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Happy fourth of July america let me vent (not spell checked)
1why exactly did we want to be free from England I mean i understand. Their on the other side if the world and shit but why exactly can't I be brittish yes I would be amazingly awesome looking not the sad lonely gorilla that runs from feelings that I am now!!!
2 WHAT THE FUCK MAN THE FIREWORKS ARE ANNOYING THE SHIT OUT OF ME why are you celebrating an achievement by shooting colored gun podwer in the sky to be honest c'ome on America set more records other then being the fattest nation *cyber face palms*
3 WHY IS THEIR SO MANY COOKOUTS WHAT DOES COOKING HAVE TO DO WITH A WAR FOR FREEDOM!!!! HUH!! GEORGE WASHINGTON HUH!!!
4 AND THE COOKOUTS OML THEY TALK ABOUT POLLUTION WHEN BETSY HERE IS BURNING UP COMPRESSED MEAT!!!
5 cool america you made me break my caps aren't you happy

I have been an addict with a pen and I am going back to the isle of flightless birds bye........

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