Hey guys today will be big updates day and this one is about amazon this one is gonna be long it took me a while to thi k really hard about how much I would rather use the con artist on ebay then amazon
#1 Nicole Gracely was fired from amazons company saying " I am homeless! And my worst days are better then my best days working at amazon"
Damm amazon if being homeless is better then working for you I wanna be homeless too and come onw get your life together amazon
#2 Some of the things I researched being sold on amazon I know what your thinking SAURI ACTUALLY DID REASERCH THE LORD IS REAL yes I did research
1 unicorn meat!!
2 Uranum Ore??
3 A TAMPON FLASK???
4 how to date a white woman?? (Wtf)
5 55 gallons of lube ( not for your car guys the fifty shades of gray shit)
6 gangsta rap coloring book??
7 the daddle saddle ( for dads) daddy kinks af
8 string wheel work surface tray??? ( what the actual fuck no censors for the shit your selling??)
#3 THE LAW SUITS OH MAH LORDY
Sued by barns and Nobel for claiming to be " the best bookstore in the world" FALSE AF Oh I'm not done yet here's walmart sued by walmart calming amazon stolen trade secrets from former walmqrt,now amazon, executives AMAZON IS ILLUMINATI WORKING WITH COCA COLA ( coca cola is for another time shush your watermellons face)
#4 they now sell fruit by the name of Amazon fresh because the fattest nation is too lazy to get up and go to the store and not have spoiled front from a truck all the way from an amazon factory hmmm cool yeah but that america for you MERICA FUCK YEAH
Hey guys I'm done with this rant and thanks for reading I would like 500 reads for this book share vote comment idc what tf u do tell me if I should keep doing updates like this for you all this isn't spell checked and bye guys!!
