Coca-Cola

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In 1885 Coca-Cola was sold as a nerve to nice and could cure the following disease
1 morphine addict
2 neurasthenia
3 dyspepsia ( it's pounced diets pepsi)
4 headaches
5 impotence???

2 They used bill cosby as their spokes person @stitchOhana03

3in 2000 Coca-Cola settled a large $192.5 million racial descrimination lawsuit filed in 1999 caused coke of having a corporate high arch that did allow advance ment in AFRICAN AMERICANS WOW COCA-COLA HOW DO YOU THINK IT FEELS HMMM

4 they own the worst water company ever dasani their water taste liek if dear and ebola had a child and their slogan is the purest water you eill find but bitch why was their high levels of bromide in your water that leads to a higer cancer risk PREATTY MYCH PURIFIED TAP WATER FUCK YOU COCA COLA THAT'S WHAT BRITAIN WATER FILTER ARE FOR DIP SHIT

5 TYLER JOSEPH IS HOT AS FUCK

like no stop being gorgeous your killing me

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like no stop being gorgeous your killing me.
6 Coca-Cola from i dia holds posing pesticides and they are polluting what little fresh water they have in India there for REDRUM *HISSSSSS

7 2014 launched 69 calorie low sugar stevia sweetend BEVRAGE called coke.....life?

8 LET'S BE HONEST not to make you hate coke but I provided great reason and until today I though Coca-Cola and coke were two diffrent sodas yes I am not the brightest light bulb DON'T HATE ME CAUSE U AINT ME
Back to being honest would you stright out drink insect repllent? Hmm falicia no didn't think so
How about
Snail killer?
Burnt pan cleaner?
Car battery cleaner?
Remove any stains? STAIN REMOVER?
TILE GROUT CLEANER?
STUFF THAT LOOSENS RUSTY BOLTS?

strip paint?
Also Coca-Cola is illuminati I learned that from shane dawson tbh also they own everything and everyone EVEN SANTA CLAUS

Okay if you have honestly made it this far into this update why? Serously why are you still reading this book put it down and go outside if you outside WHY WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE TAKE YOUR BUTT BACK INSIDE AND KEEP READING ALL OF MY BOOKS
I am extremely mental I have been XxunastarxX *salutes* DUCES

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