Calum Fucking Thomas Fucking Hood

19 1 2
                                    

Why do you have to be so god damn perfect like no one asked you to be so perfect like if someone asked you your skin care regiment you would fucking say "water" like I have never seen a fucking flaw on that perfect fucking face and you dress too fucking nice like honey if you're going to Starbucks you don't need fucking Calvin Klein underwear like you honestly don't even need Target brand underwear do you even need underwear at all? No go in your sweatpants and "Destroy everything regret nothing" shirt and be hot as fuck as always

I have been Kalum_Aliza_Hood Follow me vote for my fanfic comment blah blah blah you know the drill
( i didn't write this -Pyro taco (XxRejected_HeathenxX))

Rant BookWhere stories live. Discover now