Ideally, we should have internet connections everywhere, even in the god damn jungle...now actually that isn’t so impossible with the invention of satellites. But the one of the most important places to have internet, in your own house that is, ought to be the TOILET.
Yes you heard me, the toilet.
So yea ok, most of you probably have wireless in the house and your toilets would thus also have internet connection!!! Which is a very very very, did I mention very, important thing. Why? SO THAT YOU CAN SURF THE WEB IN THE TOILET! THAT’S WHY!
Now I think more than half the people reading this book who have read that paragraph would have given me the ‘Are you kidding me?’ face. But this is based upon my very real experience. I’m sure that many people in this world share my guilty pleasure of reading in the toilet. You just made a guilty face didn’t you! Ok so maybe you didn’t but that’s not really my point. Thing is, when the books start piling up in your toilet and you have no more light reading left in your book shelves and more importantly, you are an avid fanfiction reader, there are days where you wished you can bring your fanfiction from fanfictio.net into your toilet to pass the time without committing homicide on the world’s rainforests. At such moments, we thank the brilliant people who invented the ipad, netbook and other portable electronic devices that surfs the web anywhere and EVERYWHERE!!!
Sadly, not every one of these devices are 3G enabled and if you like me have a wi-fi ipad, you sadly cannot access the beloved internet for comics/stories/retarded time-killing websites when you’re in the toilet doing your business!!! And yes, that is the very fate I encountered that day, after I felt the toilet beckoning me as I was reading chapter 72 of an epically long Naruto fanfiction.
Moral of the story: sometimes, it is the most retarded and basic of places that needs technology.
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Random Musings of Teenage Life A.K.A My problems are special!
Non-FictionEveryone's problems are special, especially your own. Here is the random musings of a teenager about her life and problems.
