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What Jordan says

What Jordan says

One day, Jordan decided to head to his local woods to enjoy some nature.

After all, staying indoors the whole day isn't healthy, he thought as he tied up his laces at the front door.

It was a fine day, there were only a few clouds in the sky. Binoculars in hand, he stood, and listened for any signs of life.

"Woof!" something barked. A few feet beside Jordan, hiding behind the bushes, was something white with black spots on it. A dog. Jordan was puzzled for a second. What in the world is a dog doing in the woods?!

As Jordan was thinking up a few possible reasons, he could hear a "Meow...." coming from above him. He looked up and saw a cat resting on a branch. Jordan later wondered if he was in the woods or the park.

A few trees away, there were some rather beautiful looking birds singing it's sweet melody. Jordan used his binoculars to see better.

As Jordan was admiring the birds, he could feel something scuttling up his leg. He thought it was just a bug, but when he looked down, he found out it was a rat.

Jordan jumped in fright and brushed it off him, the rat squeaked as it fell, then it scurried away.

Jordan explored further into the woods and found a small clearing. There was a cow, munching on the grass and it gave a satisfied "Moo"

"Boy, this is sure one weird woods." he thought as he spotted a frog croaking in the middle of the clearing. Even though it was weird, he had this urge to continue exploring.

He left the clearing and continued his walk. He then saw an elephant twice the size of him coming towards him. His eyes widened and stared as the elephant walked past him, making "toot toot" noises. He thought he was going crazy, I mean, have you ever seen an elephant in your local woods before?

He then reached a pond, there was a duck swimming in the pond, making quack noises. There were fishes that gave out bubbles, which went 'blub blub'.

He found a house and went in. There was a picture of a seal hung on one of the red walls.

When Jordan went further into the house, he accidentally knocked his elbow on the side of a wooden table.

"Owww ow ow!" Jordan winced and rubbed his elbow.

Staring out of the house, he saw a fox with big blue eyes and a pointy nose. The fox was chasing a mouse, but then it gave up and started digging holes instead.

He went up this hill and found a fox with beautiful red fur, like an angel in disguise.

He then found a horse , beside it was a machine to send morse codes.

Just as it could not get any weirder, Jordan found a fox onesie. He had this stronge urge to put it on. In the end, he gave up fighting this urge and put it on.

He then went "RING DING DING DING DING"

Then went " HATEE HATEE HO"

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Jordan woke up.

It was all just a dream, he thought.

He realised he was still wearing his fox onesie.

Or was it?

AN: This story was supposed to be longer.