Alright, so I was doing some cleaning in my computer and I stumbled on this file! It's a little execice I like to do now and then to see if my characters have enough personnality on their own, and don't just need a "story context" and it kinda made me laugh so I thougth, "Hey what the heck, let's post that crap!"
So anyway.. you don't have to read this but if you do hope you enjoy it! :P
Me: Hey guys, so I guess I brought you all here today because I think you all have issues and it might be good to share them in a group.
Blake: Kay!!! How the hell can you do this to me!!!
Tristan: I don't have issues...
Baron: What am I even doing here with humans??
Elijah: Can I just go and fight someone instead?
Me : Guys guys order please!!
Elijah: Ya and the person best suited to give order here would be me, because I' a warrior!
Baron: I can enter your mind and lead you to believe you're a shrimp so don't boss around Nancy boy!
Blake: I swear to god Kay, I'm going to freaking strangle you right after showing you explicit sex scene in your mind!!!
Me: 0_0 Please not again...
Tristan: I would like to state again that I do not have any issues...
Blake: Please!!! You're a fucking freak show!!! You fucking kill girls!! You're out of your fucking mind dude and you'd need a lot more than therapy group!!!
Baron: I could probably do something about that...
Blake: Like what?
Baron: Don't know... I could put him in a coma...
Me: Guys, please, no harm!!
Blake: Kay, he's a freak!!!
Me: Hey I invented him alright!! I like him!!
Tristan: There's no reason for this, seriously, I'm perfectly happy with the way I am and...
Elijah: Jeez, shut the fuck up... or I'll stab you in your sleep!!
Baron: When I sleep I can go see Jasmine...
Blake: Hey! I wanted to tell you that! Go for it man! I like you better than that Matt dude! He's a wuss!!
Matt: Hey!!!!
Blake: What the fuck?? What is he doing here!!!?
Me: Matt? How'd you get here?
Matt: Why didn't you invite me?
Me: I don't know I guess I just-
Matt: You like Baron better, that's it, right??
Baron: Damn straight she likes me better!! I'm a hell of a lot cooler than you!!
Stacey: OH MY GAWD!!! Where's EVERYBODY??
*Everyone leaves room in a hurry, pushing the others out of their way to get the HELL out*
