*during world meeting*
Italy: *walks in with sunglasses and black leather jacket*
England: what's up with him?
Germany: *sigh* ve've been over zhis
Italy: I Am Zhe Terminator!
Russia: and I am Russia ^J^
Germany: Italy don't-
Italy: I will kick your ass
Russia: I see you have a death wish, da?
Italy: Say hello to my little friend
Japan: IM NOT THAT SHORT
Italy: I'll be back
Germany: OHMYGOSH STAAAPPPP
Italy: Pasta la vista, Bella
YOU ARE READING
HETALIA CRACK
RandomCOUNTRIIEEESSSS AND THEIR CRACK MAAAANN Edit: yeah so I made this when I was 13 and forgot to ever publish it so excuse the humor, it'll gradually get better hopefully by chapter __
