France: England~
England: *drunk* what do you want git!
France: wanna feel some titties 😏
England: these ones feel niiiccceee~
Japan: what the herr are you doing!?
France: not those! These~
Ukraine: *blushes* w-what?!
France: look at dem titties
England: they're AMAZING
Japan: STOP TOUCHING MY MAN BOOBS
YOU ARE READING
HETALIA CRACK
RandomCOUNTRIIEEESSSS AND THEIR CRACK MAAAANN Edit: yeah so I made this when I was 13 and forgot to ever publish it so excuse the humor, it'll gradually get better hopefully by chapter __
