Right Here, Right Now (Mpreg Aph One Shots)

HongIce

Emil rose a brow, crossing his arms over his chest with a sigh.

I think my husband it crazy. He, he as in Li Xiao, was squirming around anxiously on a small wooden box. Behind him, one of the workers in this piercing shop was piecing together the earring and gun. What possessed him to do this?! He, as in Emil, held a ghost of a smile as he shifted his hands to his hips. "Are you really going through with this?" He chuckled bemused by this act.

"Well, yeah... We are here already, aren't we?" Li laughed nervously, swallowing around his tongue like it was a larger object. Delphine had a hand over her mouth to keep from laughing and Shiro was looking at the piercing he would get. He had two on his left ear in the cartilage and earlobe, two more couldn't hurt.

"You are definantly crazy." Emil informed his husband, ruffling his hair. He was on a short box after all. "Three in each ear? Can you do it?" He teased further more, knowing he was worrying the hell out of his lover.

"Just shut up already." He whines, gritting his teeth as the gun clicked. The skin was pierced and the earring - a small piece of cubic zirconia - was in place just above the bottom of his earlobe. "Owwww." Li whined, trying his hardest not to move through the already painful process. Last thing he wanted was to pull the pieces from his ear and rip through flesh. Just the thought made him quake in his shoes.

"Big, baby." Emil rolled his eyes, sitting on the squat box beside his husband. "Do I need to hold your hand?" He cooed like one would to a 5 year old. Delphine had to leave the area she was about to burst out laughing. Ah, life with these three surely was interesting wasn't it? Grumbling to himself, Xiao did take hold of Emil's hand when the second piercing shot through his ear - just above the first and a bit smaller in size.
"I was right."
"Shut your pie hole." Li scorpioned him with a long thumb nail, the Icelander yelping softly and pulling his hand away.
"You ass."
"What about my ass?" He puffed out his cheeks as the third was prepared and his ears were cleaned.
Emil shrugged. "Looks like you sat in a bowl of sugar." And the gun clicked with the third. "We're done here."

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Emil had been recruited to drive home, Shiro having gotten his lobes while they were bickering back at forth about sugar and asses. Shutter worthy. Li Xiao twisted the cubic pieces constantly, gazing out the window at the spring sky. It looked like snow, but it had only been said to be overcast.

"Any closer you'll fall out of the car." Emil spoke, noticing how close Li was to the passenger side window and the button that opened his door. Realising, Xiao moved away quickly. "Does it still huwt?" He teases, turning onto their street and stopping to key in the code for their gate community. The iron curtain gates opened, and he continued forward as Hong Kong huffed. Take that as a yes.

Iceland pulled up to their 3 story and shut the car off, everyone piling out and heading in to relax after such a long day. Emil locked the car, jogging up to catch the door before it shut all the way. The cats came up to greet him, mewing and rubbing up on his legs. So cute~ Emil thought, smiling and kneeling to pet them all over.

"Iceyyyy come eree." Li called from up in their bedroom, sounding tired or upset or something. That part would be figured out shortly as Em stood back up and starting up the short spiral stair case.  "Hurry slow poke I might have died by now."

Reaching the top, he couldn't help but sigh and roll his eyes. "If you were dead, you'd snapchat me about it." Ice said, leaning onto the frame of the doorway to their bedroom. Hongkong was in the mirror, gazing at the piercings and adjusting them or..? From the angle it was hard to tell.

"Mean." He puffed out his cheeks from the sound of it, leaning back from the mirror and coming over to hug the Nordic nation. "Love me."

"I do," Emil hugged him back tightly, "you know I do." Out of context, this would have soundee like a marriage proposal, but that was done a long time ago. "You being a baby over a little piercing--"

"Just drop it." Li cried falsely, burying his face into the other's neck for comfort. "It hurts."

"A lot of stuff hurts, and I know this isn't the worst hurt." Emil winked when Li crooked his head to look at the other.

"Did you really just quote our sex life?"

"Yes. Yes I did."