Another Texting Oneshot.
(Texting oneshots might be my guilty pleasure ;])
dan: phil where are you? you've been gone for almost four hours. are you okay?
Phil: yurrr hawttt
dan: excuse me?
Phil: I said yurrr hawt danyul
dan: you can knock that shit off right fucking now, phil. get your ass home. are you drunk?!
Phil: maybe ## a lit7le
dan: literally get your dumbass home, phil. just please don't drive, you fucking idiot
Phil: lol ##7danyul yurrr swo pusshy and yurrr hur77ing my preci0us hart
dan: shut the fuck up and get your fucking ass home or i'll find you and come get you
Phil: I luv you
dan: goddamn it, youre really fucking drunk. get home! NOW!
Phil: im ñœt tthhat drunk stop bein silly you lil willy I luv you and u complete me !!
dan: phil stop I swear to God
Phil: im comin home soon shhh its ok !!77#
dan: im on my way where are you?
Phil: lolololol im at the bar down the street come get me daddio
dan: shut up i'll see you in a minute
A few minutes later...
Dan pulled up to the bar and groaned as he walked in. He saw Phil sitting at the bar and he made his way over to him. "Phil, get your ass over here." Phil perked up and stood. "Dan! My love! You're here." Phil threw his arms around Dan and giggled. "Get off, Phil. You're drunk, let's go home." Phil shook his head and placed his lips to Dan's.
Knowing that Phil was drunk and wouldn't remember anything in the morning, Dan placed his hands on Phil's waist and pulled him into a deeper kiss. Dan moaned through the kiss as Phil's hand traveled down Dan's back. "Phil stop," Dan finally said, pulling away. "Come home with me." Dan pulled Phil outside and got into the car. He then drove them home.
***
"We're here, Phil." Dan giggled, pulling Phil inside. "Come here, babyyy," Phil slurred, pulling Dan into a rough kiss. Dan rolled his eyes and pushed Phil onto the couch. With a grin, Dan crawled on top of Phil and kissed down his neck.
~I KNOW PHIL TOPS, BUT NOT NOW.~
"We should go to bed," Dan breathed as he bit Phil's neck. "Fine," Phil groaned as Dan pulled him into the bedroom. Dan wrapped his arm around Phil and Phil fell fast asleep. "I love you," Dan whispered. Dan then fell asleep after pulling Phil close to his body.
The Next Morning...
Phil sighed as he sat up and looked around. "Why am I in Dan's bed?" He asked himself. He looked down and saw a sleeping Dan. "What the hell?" That's when Dan woke up and smiled at Phil. "Morning, Phil. How'd you sleep, baby? I love you.." Phil's eyes widened, "Excuse me, Dan? What the hell are you talking about?" And then Dan remembered. Phil was drunk so he didn't remember anything. "Nothing," Dan sighed. "It's just, last night you were drunk and we had a passionate ass makeout session. We told eachother we loved eachother. You just don't remember because you were drunk."
Phil gave a small grin, "Dan. I was drunk. I didn't mean any of that. I'm sorry, but I don't have feelings for you in that way. You're my best friend. I'm sorry.." Dan's heart fell into his stomach and tears began to fall. "Don't say that. Please tell me you're lying. I confessed to you. I have loved you for a long time, Phil.." Phil's heart broke as he embraced Dan, "Shhh, it's okay. Dan, I'm sorry. I love you, but not in that way." Dan nodded and sighed, "Yeah, whatever. But I love you." "I know you do, Dan. I know you do. But you're my best friend, Dan. Let's not ruin that, please." Dan wiped the tears away and placed his head on Phil's chest.
He could feel Phil's heart beat, knowing that his heart didn't belong to him...
~So, not exactly a happy ending, but that's okay. <3~
