Warriors Spoofs

"Pizza, Kids?"

Firestar: Helllooo, there! I'm Firestar and I am today's host on...on... On, a, um... Excuse me just a moment.

Firestar: *teleports to StarClan* Where is everyone? *glances around empty starlit clearing*

Silverstream: *snorts* Watching your show!

Firestar: *mutters under breath* Mouse dung! *glances at Silverstream* What should I call the show?

Silverstream: I dunno. Sorry, off to see your show! Good luck *leaves*

Firestar: *paces around clearing* What do I call it...what do I call it??

Firestar: *has a flashback to when he was a kittypet*

Firestar's Owner: Ready for the pizza, kids?

Firestar: That's it! I know what to call the show!

Bluestar: *appears in front of Firestar* ^.^ Call it ThunderClan!

Yellowfang: *appears at Bluestar's side* Call it Death to All.

Dovewing: *appears next to Firestar* Oh! Call it Tidy Hamstrings!!

Ivypool: *appears next to Dovewing* *shoves Dovewing in the side* Tidy Hamstrings? >:) Fluffy Winter Pants is a better name!

Cinderpelt: *appears on top of Firestar's head* Oooh! How about, Chicken Cops!!!

Cinderpelt, Ivypool, Dovewing, Yellowfang, Bluestar: *argues about the name*

Firestar: ENOUGH! *shakes Cinderpelt off his head* I WILL CALL IT-

Tigerstar: *comes floating down on a parachute* Did you miss me?

Firestar: ._. No

Tigerstar: WELL GUESS WHAT?

Dovewing: What?

Tigerstar: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL!!

Bluestar: *rolls eyes* This again? *pats Tigerstar's back with tail* You've already tried this. And it's really hard to take you seriously when you have a leaf stuck between your claws.

Tigerstar: *looks down at paw* Mouse dung!

Firestar: Alright, alright. Tigerstar, go get that leaf out of your claws XD Everyone else, we will ride the Feather Express back to camp!

Dovewing: Can we not just teleport? We've been doing that all day.

Ivypool: *nods in agreement*

Firestar: No! No teleporting! We will ride the Feather Express! Or, we could take The Rolling Donut!!

Ivypool: The Rolling Donut?

Firestar: The Rolling Donut it is! *bounds over to an abnormally large donut*

Firestar: Come on in! It's nice and spacious! *enters donut*

Cinderpelt, Ivypool, Dovewing, Yellowfang, Bluestar: *climb into donut*

Firestar: Great, now that we're all here, we can get going! Plumstar, take us to the ThunderClan camp! Plz

Plumstar: *spins around* De Rolling Donut is out of order. Now leave, before I eat you!

Firestar: *eyes stretched wide in terror* EVERYONE, GET OUT!!!

Firestar: *leaps off Rolling Donut*

Everyone: *leaps off*

Firestar: *pants* Alright. Now we gotta get back to mah show.

Firestar: Oh yeah, we can take the Feather Express.

Firestar: Hellooo? *leaps onto feather* Alright, seems to be em- *gags* What is that smell?

Smellyfeather: What smell?

Firestar: *chokes on air*

Smellyfeather: Must be from you. I've been here all day and the only smell is you!

Firestar: You- *cough* sure about that? *cough cough*

Smellyfeather: Look, you want a ride or not? I was in the middle of eating a Hot Pocket.

Firestar: A hot pocket?

Smellyfeather: -_- How dare you question the hot pockets!

Firestar: No! I didn't. I-!

Smellyfeather: *spits hot pocket on Firestar*

Firestar: -_- Bruh

Ivypool: *gets on Feather Express* *wrinkles nose in disgust* 

Dovewing: *gets on Feather Express* Great, StarClan! What is that?

Ivypool: *whiskers twitch in amusement* 

Bluestar: *lips draw back* What is that??

Yellowfang: *gets on Feather Express* What is wh- *gags*

Firestar: Shhhh don't say anything about the smell!!

Dovewing: *cough cough* Can we teleport now?

Firestar: *glares at Dovewing* No! 

Ivypool: Well, bye! *teleports away*

Firestar: Oh never mind her. She's a mouse-brained coward! 

Bluestar: NOT THAT RUNNING AWAY ARE YOU, WOODCHIP?!?!!??!

Dovewing: ._. Wut?

Blackstar: *teleports to Feather Express* Firestar! Why aren't you at your show? Tigerstar is there and he's trying to grow...um...beard.

Firestar: We were just on our way. 

Blackstar: You're taking this old thing? Just teleport you greedy ol' coffeebean. I'll tell them you'll be there in just a couple heartbeats! *teleports away* 

Firestar: Ugh fine. Teleport your way there!

Dovewing: ^.^ 'Kay. *teleports away*

Cinderpelt: Yeah, uh, bye. *teleports away*

Bluestar: *teleports away*

Yellowfang: *teleports away* *teleports back* *grabs Firestar's paw* *teleports with Firestar* 

Blackstar: Firestar, every cat!

Firestar: Hi ^.^ I'm back, hosting the newest...show-thingy... called, PIZZA KIDS!

Tigerstar: This is so boring. ._.

Plumstar: Over 9,000 boring!

Firestar: *glares at Tigerstar and Plumstar* Oy! Do nut insult deeeeeeeeeeeeee impossible Firestar!

Flametail: Chicken pox ^.^

Troutclaw: LOOK! 

Everycat: *turns to look* 

Troutclaw: A SCARY SCU-UNK!!!!!!

^.^