Firestar: Helloooo, and welcome back to Pizza Kids!
Tigerstar: I LIKE GRAPES
Firestar: -_- Okay
Smellyfeather: Have any Hot Pockets?
Firestar: No. ._. And if I did, I would not give them to you
Smellyfeather: -_-
Firestar: Alright, today we will be taking a poll!
Bluestar: *breaks out into song* I ASK MYSELF WHAT AM I DOING HERE? Oh, oh, oh, here.
Firestar: SHUT UP!
Bluestar: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO UR FORMER MENTOR AND MOTHER
Firestar: ._. Wut
Dovewing: SHUT UP!!! YOU GREEDY OLD COFFEE BEAN! *blinks at all the cats around her*
Dovewing: beans*
Ivypool: Yeah! I wanna take the poll! You old beans!
Everyone: ... ._.
Firestar: Annnyway, dis poll. XD I keep almost saying pool lol
Firestar: EVERYONE! GET IN A LINE!
Everyone: *gets in a line*
Firestar: Alright, here's the box. And here's the paper.
Yellowfang: We can't write.
Firestar: Oh yeah. Just...sing.
Crookedstar: GOT THAT SUMMERTIME SUMMERTIME SADNESS!!!!! (seems appropriate)
Mudfur: JUST CRAAASSSSSH, FALLL DOWN!!! I'LL WRAP MY ARMS AROUND YOU NOOOOW!
Jayfeather: Shut up.
Ashheart: WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME WHEN I'M NO LONGER YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL?
Jayfeather: No. Now shut up
Tigerstar: I'm a tomato! La la la la!
Firestar: SHUT UP!!
Jayfeather: Thank you!
Firestar: AND DANCE WITH ME, THIS WOMAN IS MY DESTINY!!!!
Yellowfang: Wait, what's a woman?
Firestar: idk ._.
Dovewing: Come on! I can't sit here all day!
Firestar: You're right. POLL TIME!
Firestar: *speaks really fast* So basically, since we can't write, we're gonna raise our paws!! All in favor of green slippers raise your right paw. All in favor of green slippers, raise your left!
Everycat: *blinks*
Mousewhisker: Uhh, so the poll is green slippers or green slippers?
Firestar: Would you like some green slippers, or some green slippers? ;)
Jayfeather: Don't wink, Firestar. It's creepy.
Troutstream: It's crappy, but it's not that creeeepy!
YOU ARE READING
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