Warriors Spoofs

"Get in the Mushroom!"

Firestar: Helloooooo, fellow cats of Earth!

Yellowfang: Ughhhhh, I have better ways of wasting my time!

Firestar: Den leave! Because I don't want to be a mushroom.

Yellowfang: *grumbles* Mouse-brain...

Tigerstar: *whispers to Plumstar* This is soooo boring *smirks* But I know how to make it better!!!

Firestar: I'm not deaf!!

Bluestar: Mhm

Firestar: -_-

Tigerstar: *leaves group of cats with Plumstar*

Tigerstar: *whispers* Okay, so this is what we do.

Back in the clearing...

Firestar: I have a feeling Tigerstar and Plumstar are up to something. We must prepare for waaaaaar!

Bluestar: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-no.

Firestar: Bu-bu-but, he's planning to be a...monkey!!

Jayfeather: Oh because we know what monkeys are.

Firestar: Fine! I'll prepare the cats who will fight for me. Any takers?

*Everyone blinks*

Firestar: WHAT?!?!?!?!? NO ONE????!!!! -_-

Firestar: Fine, I'll just have an Egg convo. *teleports to SkyClan*

Firestar: I'm here!

Leafstar: Firestar. *narrows eyes* Get. Out.

Firestar: NOOOOOO! I MUST HAVE A CONVO WITH EGG!!!!!

Leafstar: Too bad. Now get out.

Firestar: *grumbles and teleports back to clearing*

Jayfeather: So *smirks* they welcomed you?

Firestar: Oh shut up you ham doodle.

Tigerstar: ATTAAAACK!!!

Firestar: I TOLD YOU!!! NO ONE LISTENS TO ME!! ALL OF YOU ARE DELI YAKS!!!! *runs away from Tigerstar*

Plumstar: Not so fast, shrimp! *blocks Firestar*

Tigerstar: Prepare for............WAFFLES!!!!!!

Firestar: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Firestar: Plz, no! I don't want waffles!!!

Graystripe: *turns Plumstar into a mushroom* Quick, Firestar, get in the mushroom!!!!

Firestar: *climbs into mushroom* Ta-ha! You can't get me now, you rotating noodle!

Tigerstar: >:( You fool!

Firestar: No, you're the fool! I BEAT YOU YET AGAIN!!!!!

Ivypool: I like grapes :/