Warriors Spoofs

"Are you woodchip?"

Firestar: Helllooo, and welcome back to Pizza Kids!

Yellowfang: Why am I still listening to this mouse-brain?

Ivypool: He's not a mouse-brain!

Yellowfang: Mhm

Firestar: *glares at Yellowfang*

Firestar: Anyway...

Tigerstar: Hey, Firestar! Want some waffles? *smirks*

Firestar: Noooo!!!

Tigerstar: *narrows eyes* Yes. 

Firestar: *runs away*

Tigerstar: *chases after him* 

Bluestar: As Firestar's mother, I will be taking over Pizza Kids...while...Firestar is...out

Nutmeg: Oi! I'm his mother, you big, blue...hamburger!

Oakheart: She's a very fine hamburger! *smirks*

Bluestar: Oh yes I am!!! But, Nutmeg, since you are his daughter, you may take over his shorts. 

Nutmeg: ._. 'Kay

Nutmeg: So, children of the universe! 

Jayfeather: *yawns*

Tallstar: Hey! That's your mother's father's mother...ummm...your greatgrannny!! Don't you yawn at her! 

Firestar: Ah-ha! You can't get me!! *climbs on top of a tree. 

Tigerstar: *throws waffles at Firestar*

Firestar: *looses balance* *almost falls of tree*

Firestar: Hey! Watch it! You almost killed me!

Tigerstar: Good.

Nutmeg: AS I WAS TRYING TO SAY

Firestar: YOU SHALL NOT GIVE ME WAFFLES!!

Nutmeg: Transform!!! *turns into Milk Dud*

*Everyone turns to look at Nutmeg the Milk Dud*

Firestar: MOM!!! *eyes widen* 

Firestar: *leaps off tree* 

Firestar: Oh, mummy...why are you a Milk Dud? :/ 

Tigerstar: *sneaks up behind Firestar*

Firestar: *spins around*

Firestar: NO WAFFLES!!!

Firestar: *runs*

Tigerstar: RAB NOT THAT RUNNING AWAY, ARE YOU, WOODCHIP?!?!?

Firestar: ._. im not a woodchip