Warriors Spoofs

"Pull it Down like a Vegetable"

Firestar: Hello, and welcome back to "Pizza kids!"

Yellowfang: *walks up behind Firestar* You're still doing this show? I thought you gave it up when Smellyfeather spat Hot Pockets on you

Firestar: Shh! Don't say his na-

Smellyfeather: You CALLED?? *jumps on Yellowfang* WOULD YOU LIKE SOME HOT POCKETS?

Yellowfang: Urghhh Firestar help me get him off

Firestar: *smirks* You brought this upon yourself MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tigerstar: *rides in on Giant Donut* Did someone just evil-laugh without me?? How dare you!

Plumstar: *laughs evilly from far away* 

Tigerstar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Plumstar: That's what you get for stealing my donut, you chicken cop! Now, I will eat you!

Tigerstar: No, wait, eat Leopardstar! *offers Leopardstar*

*Yellowfang and Smellyfeather roll in between Plumstar, Leopardstar, and Tigerstar*

Plumstar: Ooh, look, more food! *eats Smellyfeather* Ewwwww, what is that smell? 

Firestar: Told you guys it was Smellyfeather!

Smellyfeather: *climbs out of Plumstar's mouth* Did you miss me?

Firestar: Nope. 

Smellyfeather: Well, too bad because now you must eat some WAFFLES!!

Firestar: NOOOOOOOOO! Help me!

*Trees grow banana chips*

Firestar: Hyah! *throws banana chips at Smellyfeather*

*Trees grow tomatoes*

Firestar: *pulls tomatoes off of trees* Take that, Smellyfeather! Nobody feeds me WAFFLES! 

Yellowfang: Oh yeah, Firestar! Pull those tomatoes off!

Tigerstar: Yeah, pull it down like a vegetable!

*Everyone stops and stares at Tigerstar*

Firestar: You realize tomatoes are fruit, right?

Tigerstar: Right...

Dovewing: *munches on popcorn*