I'm Sirius (Sirius Black Fan Fiction)

Chapter 7 - This is War

A/N

Hello, my few wonderful readers! Honestly, I can't tell if anyone besides one or two people are actually reading this book but I hope they are. Anyways, I think you'll like this chapter. Hehe. Please vote, comment, and share. Thanks! - S.E.A. 

Sirius POV:

Nothing is more terrifying than waking up to furious screaming, especially when it's directed towards you. The second easiest way to wet your bed is for a horrific sparkling princess to punch you repeatedly. Needless to say, my pleasant (and now completely forgotten) dreams did not prepare me for the harsh reality that I was to face this morning. Picture this; one moment I was happily snoozing and the next I was sitting upright in my bed and clutching my now bright red cheek with my now bruised arm as Evelina, still trapped in her glittery pink outfit, mentally attacked me with her insults and high pitched screeches. 

"SIRIUS ORION BLACK, HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME! ONCE I AM DONE WITH YOU YOU WILL BE UNABLE TO EVER REPRODUCE! I SWEAR TO GOD YOU MOTHER F**CKING SON OF A B***CH, I WILL MURDER YOU! YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU WERE BORN! YOU CAN BE SURE THAT YOU'LL SHOW UP TO CLASS LOOKING LIKE A F**CKING RACCOON!" Just as Evelina curled her delicate hands into a ball Remus jumped out of bed and held her out of reach from me. "LET ME GO, REMUS! I PROMISE YOU THAT I WILL SUFFOCATE YOU WITH THIS SH***Y A** PINK FABRIC!" Remus paled slightly but only held onto our dearest friend harder. By now a small crowd of boys and girls was starting to form in the doorway, some of the muggle borns complaining that they didn't bring something called "cameras", whatever that means. 

"Erm, James helped me. I'm...Sorry?" Even I cringed at my words and Evelina's already fierce eyes were filled with burning anger. 

"JAMES! GET YOUR A** BACK HERE!" She sped out of Remus' hands before he could even resist and I heard James yelp in fear when Evelina approached his bed. 

"Evelina! What is going on why are you screa - oh my." I tried not to laugh when Lily shoved her way through the group of amused students only to lay eyes on her bedazzled friend. The small chuckle I let loose hurt like a b*tch and made Lily glanced at me and then James. Everyone was suddenly quiet as Evelina's wise and studious friend walked over to James and slapped him on the face, far lighter than the punishment Evelina dished out to me. That much was evident by my aching face and James' only light red mark. The fiery red head then sat down on Remus' bed and nodded her head curtly and spoke.

"You may proceed." With that Evelina let loose a screech like a banshee and attacked James. I tried to tune out the many curse words and instead focused on the amused people in my doorway. Alice was whispering worriedly to Scarlett, a friend of Evelina's. The four girls were a tightly knit friend group but Evelina was the only one who was friends with James, Remus, Peter, and I. Lily enjoyed talking to Remus but seemed to hold a burning hatred for James and me because of our relationship with Snivellous. Alice was a cute girl with fair skin who was of medium height. She had shoulder length blonde hair and pretty hazel eyes. She was pretty, yes, but in a slightly childish way. Alice was more like a china doll than a person. Don't let that make you think she is easy to break, that girl is feisty and was able to perform a mean bat bogey hex. The main reason I hadn't snogged her yet was because A) She is Evelina's friend and B) Frank had a very obvious crush on her. I like Frank so I stayed away from 'his girl'. 

Scarlette is pretty hot if I say so myself. Her tightly coiled hair was rather...puffy right now because she had just woken up but it was normally relatively tamed at the hands of a headband. She had dark chocolate brown eyes and a nice figure that caught plenty of eyes. I had noticed her on more than one occasion and that had made me curse Evelina for that stupid 'No Snogging and Dropping Evelina's Friends' rule. Evelina is very protective of her friends and while Lily is the mother of the group, Evelina was the guardian. Normally she was laid back and slightly shy but if anyone dared to try to hurt anyone she cared about then that woman turned into a crazed maniac. I swear if she doesn't change that she will end up in Azkaban someday. For example, a Ravenclaw girl that had insulted Scarlette's hair turned up in the Hospital Wing only hours later with a broken nose, a mishap that she refused to explain. Evelina was overly cheerful for the rest of the day after that. Another time Alice's boyfriend cheated on her and one week after the discovery that boy regretted it when he woke up with a face of ugly pimples spelling "CHEATER." It took weeks for the zits to fade and he still has a faint line of reoccurring yet smaller pimples every couple of weeks.

"Everyone. Out." With only two words, all the students disappeared like ghosts save Scarlette, Alice, Lily, and my three roommates. I glared at Remus when he shot me an amused look. 

"H-Hey, Evelina. Mind going a little easy on me? My cheek kind of hurts." The murderous look in Evelina's face softened and she raised her hand to my face. As her finger brushed my cheek a searing pain spread from the area and I flinched away. Regret flashed in my friend's eyes and I she pulled out her wand to perform a quick healing spell. Instantaneously, I felt refreshed and buzzed with energy. 

"Sorry, so much for no hitting people," I smirked at her apology. "But, you definitely deserved that. This is war." With that, the girls left the room and returned to their dorm.